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  1. Keith

    Lamb Stew

    Keith replied to sangiro's topic in The Bonfire

    I hope I'm not too late, but I recongnize a combination that has killed at least one pig and one lamb. Don't Eat That Stew Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  2. Keith
    I have to say I'm very proud to call this group of people my friends. As usual, we pulled together to help out a fellow skydiver in grand fashion. Towards the end of the evening when it was announced we were $250 shy of our goal of $1000 people came out of the wood-works tossing 10s and 20s into the pot. In less than 15 minutes we met our goal. I agree with Judy, I Love Us. You guys are GREAT. Nice Chest Bill! Not to get too mushy here, but I was kinda moved how, since I was the winner, you guys so matter-of-factly stepped up and flashed me. No wondering what to do, just walked up and flashed me. There is, by order of the Gypsy King, a definite distinction between being the "Queen of the Gypsies" and being the "Gypsy 'Queen'." lest people wonder the bedroom habits of said Gypsy King. I am therefore dubbed the Gypsy "Queen" not to be confused with the Queen of the Gypsies
  3. Keith
    The latest update is here edited for spelling Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  4. Keith
    Nope, no Keith's Monkey Balls this time around. I've sold out my entiere stock and haven't had the time or energy to rebuild it. My money will have to do this time.
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    Cool
  6. Keith
    Oh Ouch! Sorry to hear you fall down go boom. I hope you heal quickly. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    Your money doesn't count 'cause it wasn't for bandwith, it was to buy HH off Remember? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. Keith
    I don't hear the sound of cash flowing.
  9. Keith
    PM them to me
  10. Keith
    Yeah, I know That's why I haven't tried hitting on you I understand you're quite HOT
  11. Keith
    Freudian slip or wishful thinking? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. Keith
    Thanks for adding the link to the donation page. I donated bail money to get him out of the slammer in time for the DZ.com boogie Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. Keith
    I know this has been said before, but it's time to say it again. Give a little monetary support to HH for putting up this site. What a better time to give then right now. Consider that every time you PW you're spending HH's money. I don't know just how much it costs to put up this site, but I suspect it equals some people's salary each month. While you're making out your gift list this year, why not add HH to it. I did.
  14. Keith
    I believe his jump has been postponed until next year. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. Keith
    I am LMAO That was soooooooooo funny
  16. Keith

    Moving on ...

    Keith replied to bluefingers's topic in The Bonfire

    That is So Friggin Cool. Congrats!!! I like your style Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    I WANT MY MOMMY. You all are being mean to me for supporting HH and the moderators. I'm gonna get my Big brother to . . . Oh wait, he's a wuss . . . I'm gonna get my Little Sister to beat you aaaaalllll up How's that for whining
  18. Keith
    No, that's not whining. You were simply educating us on the hazards of hard openings. I would, however, be happy to come spank you as reward for your educational post
  19. Keith
    Jeeze, tough crowd
  20. Keith
    They're supposed to punish whiners, not reward them!?! Sheesh! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. Keith
    I'm whining about whiners whining all the time Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  22. Keith
    No Whining! For the first offense you get admonished. The second offense you get suspended, and the third time you get kicked to the curb. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  23. Keith
    Hey!?! Don't know where they got the idea we live in trees? I happen to live in an apartment. Seriously though, sounds like you made a good decision. I was going to post earlier, but others had already said what I was going to say. Good Luck, although I don't think you'll need it. You're a pretty smart cookie. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  24. Keith
    That's a ridiculous argument. What same sex couples are seeking are equal rights plain and simple. A heterosexual couple can be married for two minutes and have more legal rights than a homosexual couple that's been together for two decades. If a member of a heterosexual couple dies, the other automatically gets rights of survivorship. If a member of a homosexual couple dies, the family of the deceased partner can come in and take Everything, and the surviving partner has to Prove what belongs to them. If a partner in a heterosexual relationship is hospitalized, the other partner has the simple right to visit the other and in critical situations make decisions for them; a homosexual partner doesn't have that right and that's FUCKED UP. I could go on but then I just get even more pissed. Your response is pompous at best. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  25. Keith
    Then stop making me pay taxes to support those "social resources" If you don't want me taking from them, Stop making me pay into them! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville