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Does this mean I have to return the toaster? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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Yeah, I see what you mean. I'd delete that part and play stupid but, alas, it's too late. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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Don't I know it. And in some states you don't even have to eat them, you just have to taste 'em to get jail time. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Any one else seen this? I find it kind of fascinating; this guy actually found a willing victim. Article also copied below. KASSEL, Germany - A German who confessed to killing, dismembering and eating another man was convicted Friday of manslaughter and sentenced to 8 1/2 years in prison. A state court ruled that Armin Meiwes, a 42-year-old computer expert who met his victim on the Internet, had no "base motives" in the crime -- sparing him a murder conviction. Prosecutors called Meiwes a "human butcher" who acted simply to "satisfy a sexual impulse" and had sought a life sentence for murder. His defense argued that since the victim had volunteered to be killed and eaten, the crime should be classified a mercy killing, which carries a five-year maximum penalty. Before the verdict Meiwes looked calm, chatting with his attorney and occasionally grinning for cameras allowed inside the courtroom before the session began. When his trial opened Dec. 3 in the central city of Kassel, Meiwes confessed in detail to the March 2001 killing of 43-year-old Bernd Juergen Brandes at Meiwes' home in the nearby town of Rotenburg. Brandes traveled from Berlin in reply to an Internet advertisement seeking a young man for "slaughter and consumption." Meiwes testified that Brandes wanted to be stabbed to death after drinking a bottle of cold medicine to lose consciousness. "Bernd came to me of his own free will to end his life," Meiwes said in his closing statement in court Monday. "For him, it was a nice death." Still, he said he regretted the killing. "I had my big kick and I don't need to do it again," he said. "I regret it all very much, but I can't undo it." A grisly video he made of the act was shown to the court during a closed session. A doctor testified that Brandes died from loss of blood and that the medication, along with a half-bottle of liquor and 20 sleeping pills he took beforehand, could not have lessened his pain. Several experts have testified that Meiwes was fit to stand trial and was not mentally ill. Police tracked down and arrested Meiwes in December 2002 after a student in Austria alerted them to a message Meiwes had posted on the Internet. "If I hadn't been so stupid as to keep looking on the Internet, I would have taken my secret to the grave," Meiwes said in his closing statement. © 2004 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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There are benefits to getting older. Drinking less is one of them. You'll soon find a new freedom in less alcohol consumption Really, you'll see. It's kinda like quitting smoking. At first you miss it and long for it. Then one day you look back and realize you're no longer chained to the convenience store, and you get a different sort of satisfaction

Well you may be getting old Seb, but at least you still have your looks

Have you had a traumatic corn experience Jeanne? It must have been horrible, absolutely horrible. Come here and I'll make it feel aaaaall better. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

By the way, what *is* the fee for being smacked by the Rack(tm)? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

No one yet Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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Cough up the penis and I'll pay up, until then . . . Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

She shouldn't have to push the issue and only one phone call should have been sufficient. It isn't Laurel's responsibility to do their customer service for them. Now I really am done with this thread. You don't have to agree with me, I'll still sleep tonight

From the original post, "Back in August of 2003, I was headed for Summerfest at Skydive Chicago . . . I've only been to Chicago once." The point here isn't that CSC is a bad place or the DZO's are ripoff artists. The point is if you're going to be in a customer oriented business, you have to expect to sometimes break the rules to make customers happy. If you don't like being in a customer oriented job, then do what Erica did and Get the hell Out. Look, I'm done here. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Erica let me 'splain something to you. You have the ability to use the gift certificate at the different place, Laurel doesn't, she doesn't live there. That's the part you're not comprehending and I was, albeit sarcastically, pointing out. People stopped listening to hear a long time ago. Instead we develop a response before the second syllable is uttered and insist we know what we're talking about. I'm not saying you, I'm saying people in general. I also don't understand why people refuse to believe that CSC could have handled this better too Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Why do I feel like I've just arrived in Stepford? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

You said it, I didn't. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville