Keith

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  1. I find it interesting when someone opens and reads a Clearly titled thread then gets angry, to the point of using profanity, claiming it was shoved in their face instead of just passing the thread by. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  2. You are absolutely correct
  3. Me thinks you prefer being a "Bad Boy"? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  4. Can I see you nekid? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  5. Oh, man I'll be in New York the 9th thru the 12th of October. Any chance you'll be there too? Btw, NICE new avatar
  6. Well for that matter Chris, you've never claimed to be *any* kind of 'gentleman.' Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  7. Just curious, who taught your FJC and who were your JM's? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. No way in hell I'm goin' all the way to Florida to see Bytch. We just got rid of her for cryin' out loud
  9. I love that word. It says so much so concisely
  10. I was planning to, but . . . we'll see. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. I'd say I'm tellin' Bonnie on you, but she'd prolly just send you a topless pic to post Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. I never called you a troll. I was simly stating my views... Is that so wrong???? Who said trolling had anything to do with anything? That's OK. Neither does whocares. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. I'm sure you are completely aware your post clearly implied a similarity; but then again, I know not to feed trolls. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  14. Good for you I guess it's too late to offer to let you practice mouth to mouth with me. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. Glad you're starting to feel better. The offer still stands. And, since you asked, I really *Neeeeed* a copy of that shower pic Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  16. Have you checked out the pics of him on his web site? SIzzLin'
  17. An old friend of mine and I used to like to play practical jokes on each other. I got the Mormons to stop by every weekend to attempt to deliver her a free video tape that was sure to save our marriage; she in return signed me up for Sears home siding. For months Sears would call me every couple of days trying to sell me home siding, professional house painting services etc. I tried to explain the situation to the caller each time, and each time they would promise to put me on their do-not-call list; of course they never did. One day I had had enough. When the guy asked if Mr. McGill was at home I enquired, "Who Is This!?!" He said, "so-n-so from Sears." I yelled, "IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE?" The poor guy said, "uh, no." I said, "WELL Mr. McGILL IS DEAD AND HAS BEEN FOR DAMN NEAR A YEAR!" and hung up. I finally made it on their do-not-call list Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. Keith

    sad sue

    Trust me Remster, I know! I had Justin trapped in my truck for an hour and a half . . . no luck Maybe I should have showered that week Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. Thanks for the clarification Michele. That conundrum kept me up all night Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. Uh, Michele? Do guys have patoots? I thought that was a female thing? Of course I can understand why you might have made that mistake with Brian Or do women have piphwats? I'm confused Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. Keith

    My cat hates you!

    That means you liked it!?! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  22. Keith

    My cat hates you!

    I thought this site was pretty funny.
  23. Yep, I'd go with Amy. She's incredibly thourough. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville