artistcalledian

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  1. not just as 3,000 feet after a few jumps, i was so nervous in the plane, i went to fart once and felt a little turtle head come out, now thats real fear LOL ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  2. sorry to have not spent as much time on the internet as you appear to have spent AFF too intense for you was it, thought so ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  3. why don't you lie down in front of me with your mouth open and let me curl a big yule tide log right in your kisser? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  4. ok ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  5. how dare you say i'm a wind up merchant ! not me sir ! what isn't? a retarded dwarf? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  6. wasn't that after you called me an "asshole" by pm? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  7. leave the jokes to us comedians, lad it's for the best ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  8. i've been reading this topic whilst at work, i'm going to reply to all your kind words when i get home...but this post made me sit laughing my knackers off ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  9. i've been thinking the same actually I'm not saying the pilot isn't a good man, he may be Jesus reborn for all i know BUT he was responsible for flying a plane into a person under a canopy.... if he saw the person its muder/manslaughter or if he didn't see the person its just manslaughter Its all very well wanting to wrap people up in cotton wool who participate in something we all do, but facts are facts...he was directly involved in the death of somebody through at minimum, negligence... at best recklessness I'd be pretty fucked off if a pilot chopped my legs off under canopy at 600 feet, nomatter how hard he tried to protest he didn't see me. How can he not see a person under canopy? was he flying backwards? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  10. i'm sending you a Baby On Board sticker for your car, you sound like the perfect couple for one ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  11. www.deathlist.net don't you find it annoying when some people cling to life.... they need to let go and give the list more success ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  12. {{{{{{{ 0 }}}}}}} Love you ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  13. haHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  14. prime example of actually finding a topic interesting enough to post in untill you discover its one of mine, then mysteriously its not worth posting in anymore and rhonda, still not got over me asking you to smile? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  15. it'll all become clear when you sober up ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  16. you might want to correct that ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  17. do women suffer more with wrinkles in their flaps? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  18. Anybody else enraged by people who display a Baby On Board sticker in the back of their car? i find it an insult that they think i don't care enough about my own life to give them room, but somehow i'm going to care about their sodding kid enough to not crash into them? i don't actually think they are concerned about people driving into the back of them, i think they're just cardigan wearing new age parents who want to shout to the world that they have managed to spawn and are just so bloody proud about it !!!! they may think their "precious cargo" is the most beautiful thing in the world, but to me, its a shitting machine that looks just like all the rest ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  19. you want me to grow up in the bonfire section have you read some of the shite that gets posted in here? Is it ok to talk shite if you're well known in the bonfire section, but if a newbie comes in who we collectively don't like, we'll chastise him and cry for him to be banned? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
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  21. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1879250;search_string=%20170%20;#1879250 ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  22. 23:40 ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
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  24. Sweetheart, my sense of humor is perfectly intact. . . Just ask those that know me. . . ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  25. Seems to be a bit of a one joke forum recently At least be original LOL I'm just glad we don't stereotype yanks as all being loud mouth fat bastards without a sense of humour because that would be soooooo untrue ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police