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awww, i love you all like a 42 year old mum loves her down syndromed first baby ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

no idea, Ice-T once said it, so i thought i'd use it ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

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That's Keats and Shelley, professor. who told you that? *** You Shrink...he said to 'play along' or you would be writing on the walls with poop again! talking of poop, has everybody in this topic took their trousers down and started typing with their butt cheeks, 'cos all i'm reading is sh*t ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

That's Keats and Shelley, professor. who told you that? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

do people still listen to country music? _________________________________________ You just don't get it... do you? Damn right, folks still listen to country music! Check record sales. " 'cause when you're down in Texas, Bob Wills is still the king!" Chuck why do you think its never really taken off over the rest of the world? ______________________________________ Check some country music singer's tour schedules. Netherlands, Japan, England and etc. It's all over the world. You don't have that pork-pie screwed down too tight do ya'? Chuck BWAHAHAHAHA guess there really is no accounting for taste is it true what i've heard though? To be really accepted into the Country music scene, you have to marry your sister? i need to "bust some moves" at a ho down some day, i'm a rootin tootin cowboy ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

do people still listen to country music? _________________________________________ You just don't get it... do you? Damn right, folks still listen to country music! Check record sales. " 'cause when you're down in Texas, Bob Wills is still the king!" Chuck why do you think its never really taken off over the rest of the world? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

do people still listen to country music? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

... LeDoux i've just googled his name..... i wish i hadn't now ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

profound Keets? Shelly? Wordsworth? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

been there twice myself, love the place its like our Blackpool, only it's on steriods though ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

thanks for reminding me, i'll watch Platoon later

they're not ?????? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

yummy..... http://www.butchers4you.co.uk/acatalog/pork_pie.jpg you might look a bit silly with it on your head though ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

couple of nice looking girls, pity they've come in fancy dress ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

*cue the sound of stiring music in the background* ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

we needs the police, who's going to eat all the dohnuts otherwise? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

nothing wrong with a nice pork pie hat even better... a trilby ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

..... don't you have any mirrors in your house? Do you stand there, put in on, and think "hmmm, i'm looking good today" You'd think at some point their friends would take them to one side and tell them to stop being so silly ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

hey... better safe than sorry ...... if you're now a paranoid nation ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

i think i'm going to be sick ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?) She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref. One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?' Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.' Mary's totally gobsmacked. She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!' So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that. She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we are gonna get.' Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right' Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that. But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that. Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from the East End. Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord geezer. He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey' Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an' that. Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella big up the Burberry massive ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

you flirt with 70 year olds? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

good night John Boy ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police