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    Mormon Question

    ExAFO replied to ExAFO's topic in Speakers Corner

    I was invited to dinner at the home of one of my professors, a Mormon. Usually when invited to dinner, I would bring a bottle of red wine and a bottle of white, just to be sure a compatible wine was there. I know better than to bring booze to such a family's house. What should I bring? Thx Edit: No, he's not trying to convert me. We're both Veterans, and he's my academic mentor. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    There are still ways to dispose of undesirables. Wisconsin does not have the death penalty, but Jeffrey Dahmer is dead... just look the other way for a few minutes while the person is on work duty with another con. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    William Henry Harrison. He dropped dead before he could fuck things up (30 days, 11 hours and 30 minutes). Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Fundamentalism really fucks with the sex drive... While I love reading about religious hypocrites, this seems rather odd--he had consentual sex...what's the problem? Some bible-thumpers are really messed up when it comes to sex... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Male circumcision!=Female Genital Mutilation... Penile cancer occurs in uncut men almost exclusively. I never heard of smegma until I saw it in a medical textbook. Not cutting must be a Euro thing. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/news/video/taser_video.html Don't fuck around with the police. This woman deserves an Oscar (or a Razzie) for her performance... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Bread. Apples. Very small rocks! Cider! Gravy! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Which weigh the same as a duck. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Cassowaries also have feet, but they do have a large fingernail growing out of their heads...what is the logical conclusion? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Mice have feet. Cats also have feet. Coincidence? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    i.e. Durian Caviar Foie Gras etc... Note: Consumption of "acquired taste" items does not make you part of some culinary elite. It just makes you a person who enjoys odd items of food. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    We fingerprint babies/children. Those records go into INTERPOL/whatever LE database. What's the difference? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Cliff Jumping

    ExAFO replied to bertusgeert's topic in The Bonfire

    Two ranks in Cliff jumping: -Grand Champion -Stuff on a Rock Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Leaving DZ.COm

    ExAFO replied to slug's topic in The Bonfire

    Was it....Butt Secks? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    My god, British English can be fucking hilarious sometimes. Thank you, I needed that... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    A good animated short on how Death acquired a pet I likey. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    I doubt it, but they do smell of Brie and Guinness... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    AN-2

    ExAFO replied to ExAFO's topic in Speakers Corner

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An-2 Enjoy. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Hmmm...gotta figure out rhymey slogans for: Piper Cessna Antonov Shorts DeHaviland Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    I'm going to Heck. It's not as severe as Hell, but not as cush as Heaven. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    According to Fundies, Soy is evil, along with Pork Shellfish Teletubbies Barney All movies Music after 1900 Dancing Alcohol Caffeine Nicotine Other than missionary position sex So 99.999...% of the world is fucked. It's gonna be a great party in hell, hope they have skydiving. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Leaving DZ.COm

    ExAFO replied to slug's topic in The Bonfire

    Would you like to touch my monkey? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    He should be happy then. Plenty of sodomy where he is going to spend the next 90 years. True. As Morpheus said, "Fate is not without a sense of Irony..." Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    I'd hate to be the poor bastard that has to empty the toilet system on such a mammoth aircraft. What a King-Size Honey Wagon.. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    You can believe in somthing wrong. It does not make it true. You might not believe in something true. It does not make it false. Religious convictions aside, these questions are unanswerable conclusively by anyone. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.