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  1. ExAFO
    I wish you a joyous Festivus. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  2. ExAFO
    Why is it not permitted by Fundies to view Evolution as a tool of God? Perhaps the "Evolutionists" have stumbled upon a process that God uses... But nooo, the KJV-only sheeple have to take the bible at face value, and refuse to see that the words may be the slightest bit metaphorical... This is why I have abandoned organized religion. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Um.....I think that's an insult to cats. I agree. My cat is part Siamese, and is quite vocal. She enjoys a spirited debate, and protests loudly when things do not go her way. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Especially when the grad assistants grade your finals for you... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Red Bull and Jaeger is evil, but fun. Unless I am guaranteed of a ride home, I stick to beer. THe solution for hangovers is two alka-seltzer and two liters of water prior to passing out. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Warning one. You can disagree with whatever he says, but no personal attacks. Sorry, it was meant with tongue firmly in cheek. No hatred here. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Congrats, but unless it's Graduate, Law, or Medical school, you've yet to experience a semester from hell. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    (Hypothetically, of course) Anyone got Mp3 audiobooks they can zap to a fellow jumper that is facing a 11hr drive thru boring-ass middle America? THx Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    PA removed. Your one warning. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  10. ExAFO
    ...Gotta love revisionist historians... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Airport=Place to get onto/off of aircraft, for the purposes of transport. Not some setting for people to conduct mental masturbation over non-issues. This is so fucking stupid. If the item does not facilitate the transport of passengers, omit it. There has been money wasted on attorneys, laborers, etc... FUCKING STUPID. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    "Rosebud..." [/movie reference] Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  13. ExAFO
    BFD. Get in the plane, sit down, shut up, then get off the plane at the new city. END. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    ExAFO replied to karenmeal's topic in The Bonfire

    Rochambeau -A way to settle an argument or to make a decision. Each alternate kicks in the nuts and the first one to fall loses. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    ExAFO replied to karenmeal's topic in The Bonfire

    Marzipan Lemur Rabbit Gnu Zither Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    This guy sounds like a Muslim K-Fed. What a Tard. Why Rockford? The place is a sewer. He should enjoy the accommodations at Gitmo. They should feed him warm Gin and greasy pork sandwiches, and make him listen to an endless loop of the Osmonds. Now that's torture. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    "Surrender Report?" Did France author it? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    I got a snake, mang. One time I fed it some beer. It was slithering this way and that. It was all fucked up.... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    I remember talking with an archeology professor while in undergrad...The USS Arizona is a ecological disaster waiting to happen--there are still approx 500,000 gallons of fuel oil in her tanks...they've taken surveys, but the survivors lobby does not want the Navy to pump it out... The mentioned prof said he dove the wreck on a site survey, flanked by navy divers (not sure if they were SEALs), and it's gonna be a clusterfuck when the tanks give way...But pumping out the tanks might cause a collapse...what to do??? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    I'm gonna buy a gun today just because of this... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Big deal. He'll lose his seat on the bench, via a forced retirement with the consummate pension. 1st Convictions seldom entail jail time, although he'll probably get some sanction from the Bar. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  22. ExAFO
    Overall, I'd recommend something that ends up with you having an orgasm. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Fine, but can there be a guy there too? I'm not opposed to monkey sex with a woman, but as a woman myself, I'm thinking I might want a bone. Oops... "HIM." "With HIM" Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Never been married, but how's this for a suggestion: A line of coke off a model's ass, then vigorous monkey sex w/her? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Avoid: IL UT CA KS DC MD VA NY Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.