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    Import Manx cats from the isle of Man. That ought to do it. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    I don't wanna know about Dubya's pooping habits. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blonde also. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Once Daley is out of office, there just might be a person in the Mayor's office reasonable enough to allow law abiding people to carry a weapon to protect themselves from the armed criminals who don't care about/obey already existing gun laws that serve only to create unarmed prey. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    PM sent.
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    I've flown in one, fun aircraft. It's not a jump plane, unless you're abandoning it in an IFE. It's not worth the risk to the plane and yourself to try to jump it, risking a midair... Just enjoy the flight. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Mmmm...PVC bustier... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Would a feline that large constitute a "Domicile Lion"? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Just be sure you can convince them that the healing wound is not Herpes... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    How fat is too fat for a housecat? Neko's getting pudgy, but I'm not sure if that's necessarily a bad thing... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Louisville Kitty? Sounds like a euphamism for sex in Kentucky... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    If I crossbred a cat with a bat, would I get a winged cat or a very furry meowing bat? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Who can forget eeneR's infamous "Butt Chee-toh"? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  14. ExAFO
    Next: Teaching kids to fart. Film at Eleven. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    I don't fear people talking while driving. I fear marmosets and lemurs fighting over the rights to Saskachewan Coconut production profits. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    I Have the Solution!! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    I thought it was about democracy in Iraq and a safer US. Isn't that the point of this new surge in troops? You misunderstand my position. I think Iraq is Vietnam v.2.0., and is 4x the clusterfuck that VN was... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    "Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute." Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    "Scruttocks Salad." Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    I took one swig of Nyquill for a cold one winter when I was 19. Hit an icy patch, nearly got hit for a zero tolerance DUI charge, had I not given the cop the business card for the CPD Sergeant that lived next door to me... He told me to park the car and walk, and have my family pick it up. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    "General Heathens..." I think I worked for him when I was at Tyndall AFB... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  22. ExAFO
    "Boobs!" Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    OMFG!!!!!!!

    ExAFO replied to bloody_trauma's topic in The Bonfire

    I farted. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Getting really shit-torn in Oklahoma City, and getting picked up by a girl who lived in the worst trailer park in Oklahoma. The sex was good, though. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    I have to amend my answer. After a night of Insomnia, I have concluded that Neko works on her Doctoral thesis in particle physics, under the guidance of Dr. Kallend. I am now worried about the huge tuition bill I will be looking at... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.