ExAFO

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  1. Nutsack Tea Drinker! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  2. 'sokay... I feel fine, mang. [/tony montana] Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  3. The Government indulging in stat-chasing?? Never.... Fuck...anyone who's been military knows how much the govt will chase stats at the expense of reality, simply because it makes them look better come budget time. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  4. I will raise fluffy kittens. THat will solve the problems of the world. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  5. I'd like to go to the christian tattoo store, whip out my nut sack, and have them put the stencil on, and after these self-righteous dildoes juggle my nuts for awhile, decide to not get the tat and leave w/o paying.
  6. With all the kicking deaths, it' time to ban Doc Martens. Clearly the air-cushioned sole makes stomping too much fun. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  7. Professor, the fact remains that I have neither committed nor ever intend to commit any crime with my firearms. Therefore, there is no justification for taking away the right to possess them granted me by the Constitution. Taken to its conclusion, your logic would require the confiscation of crop dusting aircraft, Ammonium Nitrate (sp?) fertilizer, Diesel fuel, Ryder Trucks, pickaxes, sledgehammers, swiss army knives, pepper spray, and dogs other than tiny lap dogs....because all of the preceding could be misused to cause death of another. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  8. Got a little sand up in there?: www.massengill.com Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  9. ExAFO

    Civic advice?

    Mmmm...Boobies... Huh? Honda whah? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  10. Make you gun-control advocates a deal: you get rid of violent gangs, thieves, burglars, rapists, and murderers - nationwide, permanently - and I'll gladly hand in my weapons and we can all sing kum-ba-yah. Short of that, I keep my boom-sticks. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  11. This is not going to work. Professor, you're in the mindset grown from spending many years in the UK. We're not going to change your opinion. We don't try to anymore. But the flipside is that you're not going to change our opinions, and your right to import UK style laws is suspect at best. We fought a war 230+ years ago because we disliked UK laws. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  12. I duct-taped Neko's butthole shut. No more litterbox. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  13. In a decent to mega-sized MNC, the CEO could be a chimp who masturbates in the big office 24/7/365, and the stock prices would still rise. Success is bigger than one overpaid WASP. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  14. Never been to Utah, eh? Oh, I forgot. Land of Mormon. What's the rule there? I'm but a mere law student. Let the Morg collective explain: Clicky! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  15. I've been bit and bit badly by the cat who currently is sitting right next to me. Had to get the infection pocket drained, went on Cipro, et cetera. However, that being said....Why is your cat biting you? Is it a biter or you just got your body in the way of a pissed off cat (like I did)? Cats are no more or less dirty than a dog. Same general microbe count, same grooming habits, same general susceptability. Ciels- Michele Neko my Snowshoe "Feline Daughter" farts more than my parent's Boxer dog that drinks any beer left unattended... I've taken to farting back at her. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  16. ExAFO

    Civic advice?

    Poor law student. 'nuff said. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  17. Those weren't tootsie rolls that she stole out of the candy dish? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  18. "Tick on my Prick"-Sounds like a country song. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  19. Never been to Utah, eh? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  20. What is this "jump" thing you speak of?? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  21. ExAFO

    Before/After

    Sweetheart, when you get carded for an R-rated movie on your 30th birthday, then you'll feel like I did... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  22. Not exactly the entity you wanted sucking on your prick, eh? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  23. Was he a scientologist? [/ducks] Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  24. next to the human toilet. Keeps poop odor into one room of the house, the least inappropriate location for such odors. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  25. ExAFO

    Civic advice?

    Driven a stick for 8 years...my car (1994 Mustang GT) may be on its way to the great shitheap in the sky...Or to the nearest gearhead who wants to convert it to a dragster... Anyone go from a manual to an auto and not regret it? Or, should I stay w/a 5-speed? Looking at a 2005 Civic Coupe LX. Does anyone have this or a similar vehicle? Pros/Cons? I wanted to get something convertible, but I do not trust Jeep or chrysler, cannot afford BMW or Volvo, and I need something that I can gas up, oil up, and go... Advice? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.