ExAFO

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  1. Well, it depends on a number of things. First off, people buy wheels, not "rims", contrary to what the rappers want you to think. But beyond the cosmetic side of things, a larger diameter wheel can clear bigger brakes. A wider wheel means a wider tyre, which means a bigger contact patch and more traction. A lighter alloy means less unsprung weight, which means faster acceleration. You misspelled "Tire." [/wiseass Yank] I dunno. After 8 years with a Mustang, I'm thru with American sportscars. My next vehicle will be a bomb-proof bone stock Civic that'll run 200,000 miles with minimal asspain. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Before/After

    I recommend Meth. As long as you take care of your teeth, it's a great weight-loss solution!! But Sprite--you look great! Keep it up. I only wish I hadn't taken that year off jumping while I lived in ABQ to get my pilots' license... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  3. I never understood the attraction of pimp-wagon style rims...waste of good flying hour or jump ticket money. I like my stock wheels on my 'stang...because they did not cost extra... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Lets Pray

    I like steak. Do you like steak? I like beer. Do You like beer? I like boobies of all sizes. Do you like boobies of all sizes? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  5. They have a Lt. Uhura fetish? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    USS New York

    I'm a former zoomie, not a former squiddie, so indulge me: -Other than minor tweeks, ships of the same class: Samey-same? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  7. I guess the guy with Parkinson's was hired because he was so devout... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  8. If religion would get out of politics, and fundies would get their self-righteous noses out of others' lives, this little blue marble would be so much more peaceful. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  9. This is, of course, the fault of the Iliminati and/or the New World Order, right? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  10. http://zapatopi.net/afdb/ Dude, you've gotta realize that virtually no one here takes anything you say seriously... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  11. I've already done that once. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  12. If your reserve fails, track towards them. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  13. Would this place do a tattoo of a butt with a butt tattoo on it, on my butt? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  14. Neko will fall asleep or claw the furniture. If her food dish is empty she'll pay no end of attention to me... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  15. Instead of clubbing seals, can we settle on coffee-shop-attending seals? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  16. We promise it'll come back happy!! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  17. How much MDMA does it take to get a Seal rolling? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  18. Law School final exams. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  19. I'm gonna download a few mp3s and a movie or two to comemmorate. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  20. I need someone to laminate my neighbor's housecat. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  21. ... I thought it was meant to defend the Country... The state dept/other parts of govt are the first lines of defense. War is politics via other methods, and the DoD is there to fight and win wars, not make policy. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Bad Habits

    Making Schnauzer puppies into meatloaf, and serving it at fundraising dinners for the Humane Society. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  23. Doc Miles: [Chev is running on the street, high on epinephrine and talking to Doc on a cellphone] Chevy? Chev Chelios: Yep. Doc Miles: Hey, we're in the air man. Did you get the stuff I told you to get? Chev Chelios: Got it! Doc Miles: Did you take it? Chev Chelios: Took it. Doc Miles: You took the whole goddamned thing, didn't you? Chev Chelios: Yep. Doc Miles: I said a fifth of a syringe. That shit's gonna kill you. Chev Chelios: Right. Doc Miles: Is your chest on fire? Chev Chelios: Check. Doc Miles: But you're cold? Chev Chelios: Check. Doc Miles: And you've got a steel hard-on, don't you? Chev Chelios: Well let me check. Check! Doc Miles: Well, that's the stimulation of your blood vessels. Your urinary sphincter's tight as a knot right now. You couldn't piss to save your life. Chev Chelios: Urinary sphincter? Check! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.