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  1. Welcome Kris, Enjoy our little playground! Conway 1142
  2. You know, we're not all 20 here! and Robert Whudafuu, STAY nervous! It will keep ya alive! Conway 1142
  3. And the turbo will be there when?
  4. BWWWAAAA sorry you hve to deal with NO dropzone!Come to Spaceland and see what real DZ is! Conway
  5. Well, not to be a byatch, Iv'e been for 3 years, If it aint' worth marrying, It aint worth sleepin' with!
  6. Tens' not thousands! Albeit, everyone is significant, the people of THIS country have forgotten what our forfathers gave up for us to have this Great nation! A LOT OF LIVES SO THAT WE WOULD BE FREE, to speak our thoughts, vote our opinion and chose freely who runs our country! We are said to be Satan in other countries because WE have a mind and say so in what happens, and they don't!
  7. again, you don't have a clue. we're not only talking politics here, but the politics of the muslim religion as well. these people will die before they would ever let another entity come in and dictate to them how they should/should not live. you don't get it. if you were to go over there and even remotely say what you've said in this post to a middle eastener muslim, they would literally kill you, and dissmember your body without a second thought...trust me. that's the whole problem here, we don't understand them, and they think they understand us, but they don't. these people are very loyal to their leaders, and would not hesitate to die for them, or their faith, i know them, i work with them, and while we have our differences, the only reason they tolerate me is because they have to, if they thought for a moment i didn't work for the saudi oil company while i was a guest in their country, they would kill me as well, this is what i live with when i'm there. to think we can conquer these people, and establish a democracy is nothing more than a "pipe dream" if we attack, more buildings will fall, more innocent people/civilians will die, this is reality. I happen to agree with some of the STUPID BULLSHIT HERE! As you say, without saying as much, If LIFE meant something to these ASSHOLES(like worth living) as thier neighbors may find out(with OUR help), they may decide to find out what peace is! THEY don't know PEACE! The bible say's that these 2 families can never live in peace. WE are the only country that CAN make this a reality! If they decide that with all of our help that they cannot live in peace, FUCK'EM. They all despise us as being THEIR satan, for being as free spirited and free thinking as we are and forcing OUR FREEDOM ON THEM. Fuck US for trying to help them!
  8. Maybe is not good enough. If he has proof, he needs to tell us (or at least other world leaders) what it is. If he doesn't have proof, he should wait until he does. If he never gets it, he should walk away. From all indications, he doesn't have proof, and doesn't care. From all indications, he'll attack no matter what the reality in Iraq really is. Iraq is a marshmellow in the area, there is no POWER in the middle east unless WE make them! Would you show everyone your hand in Poker and still bet? The PREZ (as you call him), has a much longer agenda than many of you think. The losses that we may take, if any, are well calculated. The Iraqi's will sit down in a heartbeat knowing this IS FREEDOM! They only stand by this ASSHOLE because of the consiquences of NOT doing so!
  9. do some research on the middle east, then when you find out women can't drive, or work, can't speak without permission (i could go on, but it only gets worse) the internet is censored and only men can work, then you'll see how ludricrous this statement is. what you have stated will NEVER happen. you cannot force your will upon others, you can try but more often than not, it's an exercise in futility.[/repl Yes the middle fuckin' east is a piece of shit as far as equal rights, men vs. women, but if we let that stand, there is no help and the tyranny remains in place! The more freedom that we help to create in that region, the more freedom will happen as a byproduct! Slavery was once accepted here, but once it was denounced, you have no support outside you're little piece of the world!
  10. With out even reading the thread. The French have never done much more than surrender for us and the Germans only waited for US to rebuild thier world AFTER WE FREED THEM from thier OWN FUCKING nightmare! If it weren't for the U.S., Germany would go back where we pulled them out of socialistic bullshit against their own people that they don't like! WE DON'T NEED their help, approval or assistance in our quest to rid the world of fucking nut cases that unstablise the world for the rest of the free world! Yea, we ARE the bully on the rest of the world,WHY? Because we are the only nation willing to spend it's own, so that there can be a world of FREE THINKING INDIVIDUALS allowing people to make decisions on their own without governmental pressure!
  11. Subject: CloneAID releases photo > > > > January 9, 2003 AP -- In a bold move that startled the global > > scientific community, the group known as CloneAID today released a > > picture of its cloned offspring dubbed "Eve". > > > Those who oppose cloning were quick to react > > by saying that this is exactly what they feared most: > > laboratory-produced misfits with substandard mental abilities, > > lacking any socially redeeming qualities. > > > After performing personality and brainwave tests on the clone, even > > the top CloneAID scientists agreed that if this was the best they > > could do, cloning should be forever banned. > >
  12. Subject: CloneAID releases photo > > > > January 9, 2003 AP -- In a bold move that startled the global > > scientific community, the group known as CloneAID today released a > > picture of its cloned offspring dubbed "Eve". > > > Those who oppose cloning were quick to react > > by saying that this is exactly what they feared most: > > laboratory-produced misfits with substandard mental abilities, > > lacking any socially redeeming qualities. > > > After performing personality and brainwave tests on the clone, even > > the top CloneAID scientists agreed that if this was the best they > > could do, cloning should be forever banned. > >
  13. jumperconway

    Hemp Soda?

    Quote MmM....The only beverage I had containing Hemp was bong water on a over-hit You know, that just wasn't done in good taste!
  14. > A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while >he > > was performing colonoscopies: > > > > > > 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." > > > > 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" > > > > 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" > > > > 4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!" > > > > 5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" > > > > 6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." > > > > 7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" > > > > 8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the > > Hokey Pokey...." > > > > 9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" > > > > 10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!" > > > > 11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." > > > > 12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" > > > > 13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, >in > > fact, up there?"
  15. That's the ONE that didn't count!!!!!!
  16. Asfire? In a plane, we'll just call that GAS! Seriously Bro, Good luck with the ankle! Live to jump, hook to live!!!!!!
  17. Anyone can say that they are an association with no affiliation and the poor WUFFO public doesn't know any better. I vote that we start the "U.S. Conway approved Skydiving Association" so that I can start bilking dropzones out of jump tickets for ME!
  18. QuoteYou are so right! It just took me 45 years to work up the nerve to "take the leap". Wish I'd have done it 25 years ago! Thanks! Jude[/reply Welcome Judy, I didn't start until I was 39! I laid off for two years and came back with a vengence, 1138 jumps later, more memories than a lifetime should allow. This rocks. I competed last year in the TSL with "Random Chaos" in 4 way. Don't ever consider your age as a handicap! I plan on going to nationals in 4 or 8 way open before I'm done!
  19. Webmaster@SkydivingInfo.com Flood them with e-mails about what a bullshit site this is! One DZ in Texas, BWAAAAAHHHHHH! It bothers me that anyone can purport themselves as official when they have no official sanction from anyone! Stop the BULLSHIT on the WEB!
  20. In answer to the questions Jim, 4 with 1000+, 2 with less than 35, 1 with 100, 1 with less than 200(the SCS [twice]who did a 26 pt 4 way with 3 of us on the first load[probably 16-18 in time]) everyone else 300-700 jumps. I wish I had video of her swooping in to the formation, sweet!