jumperconway

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  1. May God bless them all! Calm the evil that they deal with, Amen!
  2. Never met or saw him but he was a brother in the sky! BSBD. Condolenses to all that did. rest in peace brother! Say Hi to my Mom!
  3. Better have high speed to down load this. Very cool shot's from Iraq. Turn up the volume!
  4. Yea when I was like 3 yrs old, DOH!~
  5. Hercules here....."Uncle Conway....Uncle Conway.....Uncle Conway" He will be so happy to see you
  6. That's funny but I would give no Frechy that much credit. French battle cry? Drop your gun and raise the surrender flag!
  7. What the heck are you talking about? Pop if you don't make it you will die!
  8. Ok I know this is a little late but if I can make the Dublin Boogie then you can too!!!!!
  9. OK all you sick fuks, If I'm going to make it, I expect a new DZ.com record!!
  10. Not to mother; I will buy dinner, my mother is dead. don't expect laundry to be needed and don't get sick ya fuk!
  11. HER DIARY Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friend all day long, so I thought he was upset because I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but was quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him; he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. To my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. I couldn't take it anymore so I decided to confront him with the situation, but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. HIS DIARY Played a horrible game of golf today! Shot a 90 - can't putt for shit. Got laid though!!!!!
  12. Dude thats like saying I will give up "Grey Goose" for lent! If you gave up liquer period that's a dif story. OK I'll give up "Goldschlager" for lent! Where's that damn tequilla now? You do this because you believe in something. Do you believe that your God will understand a preference? Who's kidding who? Give up "Maxwel House" coffee!
  13. Don't know, My skydiver GF just blew me off for not sending flowers for valentinesday! We live in different towns a couple of hrs. away
  14. I dated my hair dresser years ago about 2 yrs. removed from having her first baby. I don't think she ever wore bras before because her puppies never grew up. She was so proud of them when she was prego that didn't where one either. Well you obviously understand where this is going. Well, after God was done with her nursing, he played a horrible joke on her. Wrinkled flat tires doesn't even do justice. Needless to say we had sex alot with her shirt still on!