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  1. Thank you Clay, I will strive to be a bit more thorough in my spotting hence forth. Geez I love this place. Cheers Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  2. drenaline~ Thank you for the reminder. Too often we are in such a hurry to catch the next load, and not everyone can afford 2 or more rigs. Thing is........pack like you want to jump again it's as simple as that. Cheers everyone. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  3. Happy Day Scottbre (sorry it's late)
  4. Damnit Sangiro I really was trying NOT to grow up! *mumbles something about damn kids ruining the fantacy* And Chris~ a man's gotta go what a man's gotta do.......so all I can say is take care of you. Cheers Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  5. you could always move to Eloy. It's only going to reach ummmm about 300 degrees today. If I am going to jump, I need to get off my butt, first load in 30 minutes. Ohhhhhh yeah! Saw Windtalker Friday night. Very long, very graphic. Just word of caution.........this is NOT a good date movie. LOL bwahhhhhhhhhh cheers............ Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  6. Awe (((((Val)))) babay girl just remember all of the good things that have happened! You have made a bunch of new friends, and engage in a sport that most only dream about. Change brings growth, but sometimes it is with a bit of pain too. Cheers darlin! BB Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  7. Y'all need to go to Skydive Oregon in Mollala. It's only a 3 1/2 hour drive from Kent (My hometown). Look at freedom jam on thier website. It's a blast. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  8. ummmmmmmm Derek you got laid 15 times? Can I have your number? Oh BYTCH? wohooooooooooooo Bytch?? LMAO congrats dude! Clay..........you know those littel barf bags on commercial aircraft?...hehehee Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  9. 6:20:0 Gave six massages......noodle heads. The rest well you know the score. Managed to get a bit of road rash on left foot shreddin' the grass...ah well a long way from my heart... friend from Canada who femured in showed up on crutches........so good to see her, she looks fabulous. Think I'll take a few days off and head toward the beach........... Cheers! Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  10. OHHHHHHHHHHH 4:30am and thump,thump,thump...... Now I happen to be a tolerant person (as her claws and fangs are bared) and I'm not mad........I'm just getting even. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  11. Oh Bill never thought of wrapping it in a plastic bag........You're My Hero! *Sings here he comes to save the day.....* I have traveled extensively with my rig and have always checked it. It went through and x-ray machine once and I was asked what it was. "A sport parachute" was the answer. No problem. I am traveling again in a couple of weeks with a sport rig as well as a base rig........don't expect there to be any hassles except I may have to pay for it being overweight. (Since both that and my personal stuff will prolly exceed the 70 lbs.) I can't help it...........I'm a woman, I need more than one pair of shoes. Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *&(%&^*&)(. Cheers Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  12. OHHHHHH Bytch did ya see the pic of rfarris? MY O MY! Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  13. Interesting that you should mention ole Burke Boy today....... I sat next to him on a load today. He was jaberwalkeeein as he does witha banner attached to his belly. His cameraman looked like something out of DUNE! When came time to fly......it was "I'm not inot all that touching stuff!" I said;"Right and you dont need to talk either!" LMAO exit stage left........... cheers Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  14. Do not flash boobies at the pilot on take off! You may end up as taxiway rubbish! Oh and as always thanks PileDriver
  15. Move over boys! ehemmmmmmm a warm welcome to all of the newest members. Yoy may find it informative to listen to Billv,Quade,Hooknswoop,Lisa,Bill Booth and DiverDriver. Please remember to thank Sangiro for his hospitality. Do not listen to Clay and his sheep.... they like to Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbber about Boobies. Do not listen to me because I am old and have nothing of value to offer, I am a legend in my own mind..... If I have forgotten anyone else of importance........well ummmmm sorry. LOL cheers Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  16. Ummmmm isn't there an ethical question somewhere in here? I doubt if I would let my SO jump with my ex.........that is if I had a SO or if my ex wasnt afraid of heights..or...or..........or Help strap em up and say "You are now Jettisonable Cargo" LMAO Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  17. Creel~ Welcome just ignore rgoper he gets a bit cranky now and again. Talk back is for whuffos also.........pay no attention to him...............in fact maybe he'll go away! j/k Stick around you're sure to learn alot........and have some fun, maybe make some new friends a long the way. Cheers Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  18. It's time to quit when you start writing checks that your body can't cash. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  19. Wahoooooooooooo!!!! Clay do it to it babay! Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  20. *UPDATE* So "technoman" comes over this am and rings the bell. I don't answer........he rings again.......I go to the door and he says in his Beligain accent;" Oh I see you've been in the shower....what's this without me?" I raise an eyebrow He then inquires if I have a "grassrider" Now I'm thinking......OH a lawnmower I say "No sorry" he says:"What you going to cut grass wit your teeth?" I said no I will have Gary from the hangar mow the grass. He pulls out his phone and says"Oh waaahts his number?" I said "Oh I'm sorry I don't know".............now ya know that bottle of Roundup? LOL...........bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  21. Lummy is a fibber.....Lummy is a fibber...........nah nah nahnah nah.......... Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  22. Oh I like that one! LOL Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  23. The Fools Prayer The Royal feast was done; the King sought some new sport to banish care And to his jester cried: "Sir Fool, kneel now and make for us a prayer" The jester doffed his cap and bells, and stood the mocking court before; they could not see the mocking smile behind the painted grin he wore. He bowed his head, and bent his knee upon the Monarch's silken stool; His pleading voice arose; "Oh Lord be merciful to me, a fool!" "No pity, Lord could change the heart from red with wrong to white as wool......the rod must heal the sin; but,Lord be merciful to me, a fool" "Tis not by guilt the onward sweep of truth and right, oh Lord we stay, tis by our follies that so long we hear the earth from heaven away." "These clumsy feet, still in the mire, go crushing blossoms without end; These well meaning hands we thrust, among the heartstrings of a friend." "The ill times truth we might have kept- who knows how sharp it pierced and stung? The words we had not sense to say- who knows how gradually it had rung?" "Our faults no tenderness should ask, the chastening stripes must cleanse them all; But for our blunders- Oh, in shame before the eyes of heaven we fall." "Earth bears no balsam for mistakes; Men crown the knave and scourage the tool, this did his will. but Thou oh Lord, be merciful to me, a fool!" The room was hushed; in silence rose the King, and sought his gardens cool, and walked apart, and murmured low, "be merciful to me, a fool!" Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
  24. hell I might as well join in the fray...........hoe down! Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.