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Deuce honey, I sure hope you make it for the Holiday boogie.....I have a few new ninja tricks I'd like to try
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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea: I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle" He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged Lummy who was sitting next to me and he said: "Maybe we should kick back, and offer a beer to this Leprechaun *He looks like he needs one". Then Clay came along and said:"hell no just give him a ride on my wee sheep overthere". "That's no sheep!" said Lummy in disgust, thats Nathan the hypopatimus and he has the hairiest balls I've ever seen!!!. Clay was offended and bent over just to see if Nathan's balls were as hairy as everyone said they were. To his surprise, he discovered he had no balls! So he said...wait I found them the were the biggest he had ever seen as well.......they were the size of......canolopes At that moment, Clay yelled out "those are not balls, they are...jewels! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the leprechaun was so very delighted for he had never seen such jewels......
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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea: I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle" He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged Lummy who was sitting next to me and he said: "Maybe we should kick back, and offer a beer to this Leprechaun *He looks like he needs one". Then Clay came along and said:"hell no just give him a ride on my wee sheep overthere". "That's no sheep!" said Lummy in disgust, thats Nathan the hypopatimus and he has the hairiest balls I've ever seen!!!. Clay was offended and bent over just to see if Nathan's balls were as hairy as everyone said they were. To his surprise... the were the biggest he had ever seen as well.......they were the size of......
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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea: I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle" He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged Lummy who was sitting next to me and he said: "Maybe we should kick back, and offer a beer to this Leprechaun *He looks like he needs one". Then Clay came along and said:"hell no just give him a ride on my wee sheep overthere". "That's no sheep!" said Lummy in disgust...... That's Nathan!!!
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Plenty of local birds here 1)Stacy 2)SudsyFist 3)NSeaorSky 4)Sebazz1 5)Lummy 6)Nathan 7)Bytch 8)Zenister 9)Prephekt 10)DivaSkychic 11)Hobbes4star 12)Monk 13)Freak 14)BBarnhouse 15)TequilaGirl 16)BikerBabe 17)Cannuck 18)Michelle 19)Argordo 20)Aggie Dave 21)Pabito 22)HotTamale 23)Bill Von? 24)Amy? 25)Quade? 26)Satch Fan? 27)Viking 28)Skyrose 29)Clay ? 30)Canopywhore 31)Skygal3? 32)Sunshine(?) 33)Fool (?) 34)Zlew 35)Antithesis(?) 36)Andyman ? 37)Mouth 38)billo! 39)CBurket 40)Skycat 41)Hooknswoop 42)Konradptr 43)AdamT? 44)Cornholio 45)Deuce 46)f1Freak 47)Opie 48)Lewmonst 49)Spy38W 50)Kris 51)JGarcia
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Oh puhuleez! The Wealys are all good natured and kind hearted, besides, Arthur would never stand for such an alliance......
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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea: I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle" He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged Lummy who was sitting next to me and he said: "Maybe we should kick back, and offer a beer to this Leprechaun *He looks like he needs one". Then ..." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- then Clay came along and said:"hell no just give him a ride on my wee sheep overthere......
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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea: I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle" He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lummy who was sitting next to me........
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If you happen to watch the movie, there is a scene in the trophy room with Harry, Hermione and Ron. Are you aware that McGonagall played on the Quid team with James Potter? She will prove to be a powerful ally for Harry....
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Roger Ponce, Rook Nelson and Monkey Claw at Skydive Atlanta...
bbarnhouse replied to freeflytim's topic in The Bonfire
pray tell HOW??? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well.........sometimes it does.....sometimes partying with another monkey......flying with a monkey....sometimes a random act of kindness........Bwahhhhhhhhh (I did not say mercy ) LOL -
One day while I was waiting on the tram
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Pics of Skyrose & Hoho @ Great Lakes Skydiving
bbarnhouse replied to hohonukai's topic in The Bonfire
Sudsyfist you are such an Airwhore -
Whats the highest # of users seen online at once?
bbarnhouse replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire
YIKES! Between posting and skydiving........man I need to get a life!! -
Pics of Skyrose & Hoho @ Great Lakes Skydiving
bbarnhouse replied to hohonukai's topic in The Bonfire
Nice pics.......I'm thinking Hoho is on the right.... -
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bbarnhouse replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire
Then again.........just because one thinks they are something.........doesn't make it so!! Oh wait......yeah.......I SUCK -
Whats the highest # of users seen online at once?
bbarnhouse replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire
Aggie honey.......how could I ever forget? You fall like a safe.....I laid basebwahhhhhhhhhhh That was the last time I flew RW -
Whats the highest # of users seen online at once?
bbarnhouse replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire
Well I have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over 400 skydives and ya know what? I SUCK! *toot, toot* -
Yes I have read them and have litened to them on tape. I have also seen the movie numerous times. I am anxious to read the next book in the series, as well as see the next movie due out in Dec, B^2
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Yeah same Jim and no he doesnt call himself that. We were the 2 Docs.......and the lawyer was the weasal. Bwahhhhh
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woohoo!!!!! will add you to the list.........
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Damn Andy how do you fit that big head of your in that helmet? 400 jumps? WOW!!*toot toot*
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Sunnyone you have #32 and Seb has a No Tresspassing sign. You DO not want a pink pepto/green Bytch
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I had a different canopy then
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Deuce~ last holiday boogie I completed a two stack with Dr. Jim from Couch Freaks.....man what a blast.... Stacy SudsyFist NSeaorSky Sebazz1 Lummy Nathan Bytch Zenister Prephekt DivaSkychic Hobbes4star Monk Freak BBarnhouse TequilaGirl BikerBabe Cannuck Michelle Airgordo Aggie Dave Pablito HotTamale Bill Von? Amy? Quade? Satch Fan? Viking Skyrose Clay ? Canopywhore Skygal3? Sunshine(?) Fool (?) Zlew Antithesis(?) Andyman ? Mouth billo! CBurket Skycat Hooknswoop Konradptr Opie Lewmonst http://www.skydiveaz.com square2@primenet.com
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Yes well even I fall off once in awhile......I only claimed to be practically perfect Nathan What can I say? I'm just a girl