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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears,especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him...they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks,smiling, "Well, how was it?" The man says, "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
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>>>>>>>good vibes>>>>>>>>> Oh hell Just do it!
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I think its 5 years.........
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Mine only says Tango Mokey at this point. Error mess says I have too many characters.....(I think it allows for 200.........I have 11) I can't change the icon either at this point and I am sooooooo disappointed.
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Children, children play nice or the meanie greenies will come and we will all have nightmares!!!!
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Good morning heartache you ol' sleepy sight........
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1:22:0 1 jump with a friend who didn't think I could keep up, and I didn't have to chase.......MUCH, in fact I took 'em for a bit of a ride You know you da bomb babay! xoxoox Trying lots of new moves and flailing quite a bit, but coming up with unique moves is humbling and frustrating......will be worth it in the end. Now if i could just get the camera flyer to stay focused...........LOL
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BB gets out here rod and reel and puts a spiniker special on the line, completes it with a bob and sinker.. Fishy, fishy in the brook B-Squared catch 'em on a hook......tosses wee one in the bath....makes him feel like a giraffe
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HUMPH! See if I draw any more bath water for YOU ya damn lil' fish!
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Bwahhhhhhhhhh!!! Oh Seb honey..after dinner can I interest you in a bath? Oh and yes babay I bought those oils you like so much too!! xoxoxo
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Oh I know I know pick me!!!! All yellow with the hang 10 dude in red
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Bwahhhhhhhh....I would have been a spinster....
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Nooo not carnival ride......amusement ride huh Seb honey? Now amuse me
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Pop I do a bit of side flying..........its tough!!
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Speedy....Back The F*&^ Up!!
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BTFU!!!
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Right Deuce........right! Now about Zen......I think I will organize his next skydive with a few "friends" of mine
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BB sings...."you can lead a horse to water but you can not make him drink. You can give a man your heart and soul......but you cannot make him think. You could have been with me......"
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Zenister??? Ya better be careful dude........ya know about paypacks right? Men in tights Furthermore.........geez I'd love to see ya'll be able to do what Freestlylists can do in the air.......~~~ Oh that's right....ya can't cuz its too frikken hard!! (BB runs and sticks our ther tongue, scoffing at the disbelievers)
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i before e except after c or saying an a as in neighbor and weigh..........its no wonder I cant spall......course I do alot better in Japanese
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OOOOO NO! Anne there is this guy that has a green and orange rig and pants and even his shoies are orange with frikken green laces. He looks like a pumpkin!!
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Just buy me jumps!!!
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No Suds I got it but it was rather like being called someone else's name ya know?........oh wait! You wouldn't!!!
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Best wishes from planet Eloy.>>>>>>>>>>>>