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Didn't your mothers ever tell you that was rude???? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Welcome to the funny farm. There are lots of crazies here but everyone means well so just take everything with a smile and you'll be fine. Watch out for Clay's sheep...nobody at our DZ will hang with him ( except maybe that new girl who was looking for a job and got stuck at the DZ for the night, and I heard she was not a sheep....hum....Did ya have fun Clay?????). There are lots of really informative experienced jumpers here that have wonderful advice. Ask questions and learn. As for the advice about having a signature and picture. It is cool but not required...thank Gad as I can't do it. Finally....Money, or the lack of in all our cases is simply a balancing act in floating funds. You charge , change priorities (food is overrated when there is beer around), and basically figure out how to get what you want if you want it bad enough. Skydiving NEVER gets cheap so don't even think about it. Best of luck finishing AFF. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

With you as whore number 1 -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

HUm...funny but you don't look like the Fred Flintstone type to me but ok if you say so. I have really enjoyed the rain lately except for the fact that my pool is totally green, and the more chemicals I put in it the worse it seems to get. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Chuck.... Can you write upside down too?? I have learned to print upside down so well you can't tell it from my regular writing!! Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

I can't believe I'm doing this but I am going to say something in his defense. When I an reading aloud to my class I ALWAYS turn the book upside down so the kids can see the pages correctly. I can read upside down so it isn't any problem for me and the kids get the added benefit of following along with me. Of course he may not be able to read upside down in which case ...DOH. Guess I just work well upside down. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

0:1:0 The bad part is that is a big improvement over the past month and a half! I headed to Monroe for their boogie Sat morning in dense fog. About half way there blue skies suddenly appeared to my delight since it has been so long since I've taken the time for myself to go jump. Arrived on a light breeze and sunny skies only to be greeted by one of my favorites...a CASA. The had Jerry Bird organizing (what a great guy) so we push back to second load since we are pushing 18 on the dive. Things are going great I thought when clouds started rolling in on us. We manage to finally get loads 1 and 2 off the ground before the clouds overtake us totally. 17 out of the 18 on the dive make it in....and we would have had 3 points if only we had 2 more seconds. The rest of the day was spent with small groups doing hops out of the king air. I did get to see something I hope never to see again....especially over my head. A guy went really low on one hop and wound up with two canopies out due to a cypres fire. I did video on it up until it started to split at about 75 feet.... then I couldn't watch. Luckily the guy was OK because his main caught on a tree at the edge of the landing area. Moral of that story....pull high, it's lower than you think!!!!! Overall a good weekend even if I did only get one jump....at least I didn't owe beer for anything!!! Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

This is your decision to make and I respect you for sticking to your guns; however, I hope you don't set yourself up for trouble. His mom is going to buy him the phone so you might as well take advantage of it. Let him bring it to your house but keep it on the counter when he is there. That way you can see that he isn't sneaking it to school. (As a teacher it would be mine if I even got a sneak from someone that he had it!) Then when he goes somewhere and might need it (movies for example) he can take it and use it. If you aren't paying for it why not take advantage of it. By being open minded about it while setting parameters for it's use when at your home you wind up with the best of both worlds and your child doesn't have to start out sneaking and lying. Just my opinion. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

My usual lately... 1:0:0 The one unfortunately was for my 20th Class Reunion.....OMG those people were OLD!!!!! Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

You Rock Girl !!!!!!!! I guess I was expecting them to show more since it took all day to film. Maybe you were just hanging out with the cute announcer guy! I taped it so I can show my kids tomorrow that I know a REAL movie star!!!!! Congrats for a job well done....you made us look good! Lisa BTW...who really cares about the guy who was pulled in by the shark??? Honestly you should get bitten. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Don't confuse her with the rest of the females in the world... hum...maybe she wants agreen card??? More chicks are NOT in it for the money cause eventually the money is gone and we are stuck with the guy. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

I sure hope God is in a bad mood when he gets to these people......Sorry NO Vacancy! Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

That's bull and you know it, Clay....you are just pissed because the rich ones aren't after you. I would never date someone because of money. I have my own and sure as hell don't need or want yours. I think is has to be more than money or sex ( SEX is important but not everything all the time) . I have to have some connection with you at least on some sort of personal level. Like someone said earlier...make me laugh, make me smile, remind me of something sweet, tell me I'm beautiful (even if it is just in your eyes). I guess I'm not really one to answer this since I am divorced with two demanding girls who want 24/7 of my time but there it is........ Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Nothing like being a bytch and a geek. Oh well....have fun without me. LIsa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

You go into the PUB and click on Happy Hour....but the dam# thing won't let me in so DON"T LISTEN TO ME! Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Clay... It's Ms. Bitch to you! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

My first new car was an 86 Toyota Corolla...still on the road today with over 300,000 miles on her. The second owners never took my stickers off from college so a black person is now driving "my car" with Alpha Gam stickers on it around town. I have had 2 Camry's. One was totaled in a head on collision. She did what she was designed to do and folded in half without any damage to the passenger compartments. The hit was so intense it knocked the sun roof open and back 6 inches. Neither my girls or I were hurt other than minor bruises. The second one I sold because I got tired of paying for two cars when I bought the 'Stang. My neighbors have her. She is a 98 and runs like a top. I now own a 2002 Toyota Highlander. It is a SUV but was built around a Camry frame so she ahndles well with the added space. She has over 14,000 miles in the past 8 months all compliments of me. The only thing I do is take her for the oil changes and 5 or 10 thousand mile checkups. My mom has a 97 Camry that looks and rides great too. I would suggest checking with your insurnace agent and comparing what your rates will be. The 2002 Highlander was actually more than my 97 Mustang convertable.....go figure. They can also tell you about theft and accident claims. I know once the Grand Am 2 door model had the highest theft rate for the door panel of any car on the road. (mIne was stolen ....experience) Good luck... Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Bitc#, Bitc#, Bitc# PMS or what??? Get real...I buy my own beer, pack jobs, and any damn thing else I want myself. Lisa BTW...it's Ms. Btich to you...put a handle on it! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

I can fly with guys 100 lbs heaver than me and keep up with no weights so it can be learned! If you sell I want dibs on the wife's suit as I messed mine up a few weeks ago. Pay attention to where you are landing not who is standing there talking!!!!! LIsa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

OOPS...thought they were all competing in the same class this year...something about competing in the same class after you win a class...I obviously stay way out of the loop... Anyway, no matter who wins or looses PLEASE be careful EVERYONE! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

I hope Nemesis at least gives them a run for their money. LIsa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

7:0:0 7....number of times I went to the pool store to buy chemicals to get the pool ready to close for the winter... bad thing is I still have a problem with it so I guess I'll be back in there tomorrow. Totally forgotten how to jump it seems and I think beer is off my diet -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

I'll be at Monroe....WAHOO. Let's just hope this one keeps it's props to itself!!!! Honestly, I love to jump the CASA and agree with the elbow thing for the floaters. It took me twice but I think I have it now (along with the scar). Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

I resemble that last remark pal -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

It's HIXX and he's on the forum sometimes...I love that guy! BTW...no jumping for me either. Weather doesn't always cooperate and when it does my children often times have other plans.... -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.