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  1. Since I don't have balls O guess I did ok.....3 -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  2. If you are evil then I guess I am too. Not onlu did I drop my ex from my insurance I kept the kids and the judge actually made him pay half of their insurance! He doesn't pay much child support but it does me good to get that check from him with insurance in the for column when he doesn't have any. It's not b*tch...it's Ms. B*tch to you buy!!! Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  3. I did 4 tandems then AFF in a month. I did tunnel time and repeated level 4 five times all during that month while only jumping on weekends. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  4. Another good ol' Georgia boy. He wasn't much of a pres but I agree he has done some good since then. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Keys Boogie

    Beach jumps rock...I did my 300th in Flagler and loved it!!! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  6. jump #38 Labor Day 2000. Chris wagner was organizing so we had 20. 5 min call on the otter when the pilot calls a rain delay. Everything off and we wait. People come and go so we are at 18. Load up the otter for a sucker hole when an engine problem grounds us. OK....no problem we move to the queen air. Oops, because of the load size we have to split it up. I get on the first load. Cool we think as we load up and try again but when the pilot fires the engines they have forgotten to take something out of the engine that was there to keep the rain out so now we have a emchanical problem. The afternoon meanders on and we are going for it again. Chris runs us through a dirt dive and since I am a 27 jump disaster they basically hang on to me the entire jump. We pull of a wonderful dive and all is well at breakoff. I turn, track, and throw out only to have my risers spin up to pin my head down. I can only see side to side and my neck is killing me at this point. I start kicking as I had good altitude and could see all 4 corners. Finally I spin out of that to look up and have a perfect bow tie line over. OMG...away she goes and out comes my reserve that I had just had repacked the Friday before (this is Mon). I did manage to land in the landing area and found everything except my silver handle. After that I simply couldn't return the complete rig to the girl who had let me demo it so I bought it! Lisa C -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  7. Step away from the phone.... Take several deep breaths.... Take the rest of the afternoon to post.... Forget washing the car..... Laundry will be there later, if you need something throw some body spray on it and wear it.... To heck with the phone bill, use SQ1's.... Go skydive.... but make sure to do one for me... SMILE Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  8. Driving from Canada???? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  9. Girl...are you going low on us???? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  10. WWWAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That's Georgian for I have my plane tickets. Arriving PHX around 8 pm on 25 Dec and departing 11:50 pm on 01 Jan 2003. Life is good! Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  11. OOPS...forgot about that. Has your voice gone back to normal yet?? Guess you'll leave my a$$ outta the fighting next time Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  12. Ok chicks...we need to make plans for this cause knowing some of our guys here we will catch quite a few of them. Maybe we should plan ahead for several "tricks" to play on them Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  13. Hugs to you and Daniel....congrats. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  14. Those are too cute. Sad part is some of my kids spell STOP that way!!! Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    DCI

    I used to keep up with it when I taught color guard, but now I sorta am outta the loop. My oldest child will be involved soon if she continues to be drum major so I will have to get back with the swing of things. The videos were always such great teaching tools for the kids. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  16. I wish it was a Wed in December -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  17. Girl, your dad is paying you entirely tooooo much to be that bored. Good thing he is related so it doesn't matter. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  18. OK...so now when you look at her smile and think "Wonder what disease her boyfriend has given her that he has to send flowers to suck up???" It could make for an interesting day!! Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  19. TG....I can be kind....I just choose not to be kind to Clay! Of course I can also be a b*tch. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  20. Hum, now why would I believe that????? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  21. Freak...you need to get a life! Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  22. I'm afraid to ask this but what the heck I'll bite....pray tell HOW??? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Should I RSL?

    I bought my first rig at jump number 30, jumped it that weekend then got a spectre demo that Monday. We hooked it up but the RSL was on the wrong side so it was tucked under. Jump #38 I had line twists to where the risers were twisted so tight they pinned my head down; however, by turning my head from side to side I could see square corners so I thought I was ok. Finally, fairly low I got out of the mess only to look up and see a line over bow tie. I cut it away and because I had practiced pulling both handles that is exactly what I did. No RSL was necessary because I did what I had practiced so many times. I had enough time to turn 180 and land so I was pretty low by the time I got through with everything. My point is....RSL or not you should always practice pulling BOTH handles and always pull BOTH handles. (I can't think of an good reason not to pull both handles....anyone else???) Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  24. Might be worth it to ride on up just to see the Monkey in action. HUM....would that give me a monkey name??? Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Word of the Day

    Clay had foot and mouth way before he met Babs!!! That is hysterical.... Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.