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Not to get off the subject but, I knew EVERYTHING about raising kids until................I had them myself. Whole different story now!

That crosses the line.......which line, I don't know........ but, it goes way over it.

How about if we just beat em?

It still is about competing to most of the athletes. The media tends to focus on the 'soap opera' aspect because that sells the most papers/gets the most viewers. Overall, it is still a very healthy competition.

Are we still talking about rigs here? Because, if we're not I want in.

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?" The kid says, "One." The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" Kid says, "$101,237.64." Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?" Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer." The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?" Kid says, "No sir . . . he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot . . .you might as well go fishing!' Ain't that the truth!

Does anyone else think that 'Slutskaya' is an interesting name?

This crap is getting out of control. I haven't heard so much whining since my dog had a litter of 10 puppies. From MSNBC:

Imagine that. AggieDave has a BIG truck.

You could always come to my DZ. Even if the entire DZ was watching it would only be about 4 guys (NE AR ain't exactly the skydive capital of the US). Let me know. I'm always willing to sacrifice for the greater good.

That is completely unprofessional and uncalled for. Some people take to skydiving easier than others but I don't believe any of the basics are beyond someone who is willing to keep trying. Confront them with this, find another DZ, or stay there to get your license and then throw it up in their face. Bottom line, don't listen to their crap because you can get qualified.

I absolutely will not believe that unless I see pictures!!!! ..................can we............please.

Actually, the best on is Kung Fu Jack on the Cartoon Channel. That's quality TV!!

ROFL Thoughts to live by. That's hilarious!!

I'm an engineer and still don't know what the hell y'all are talking about.

How about handicapped people parking in our spots!! Hate that!! :) (sorry, don't know how to do all the little yeller faces)

What are you doing man? They'll all know now!!!! :)

[How about the skinny (size 0) gal that complains about how fat she is? Give me a break!] Or the rotund size 30 in a bikini! eeeeeeeeeeeeeewe!

Oh yeah...................and just how would you have done it?....Purely hypothetical of course .

Yeah, you are right, but the information to hack into her account on AOL is on her computer. I'm not an expert though. Just thinking out loud.

It would be even worse if one of them replied positively!!! Seriously, I think there is software available to guard against that kind of crap. It' s not very expensive but I forget the name of it.

I think we might need to check out that porn site..........uhh...to determine if there is any incriminating evidence of course.

[And besides....now we have our very own packer.] Oh man!!! And to think, I've been letting the little buggers freeload on me for the past 4 years. It's nice to know they are good for more than that $500 tax break. With my luck I'll have the first total mal caused by a Power Ranger! LOL

Well, if I die skydiving I want everybody to know that I died screaming my freakin head off, scratching and clawing at my container. LOL Seriously, I do think skydiving is selfish in some ways but, if you quit doing things that you enjoy just because you are married and have kids I don't believe you will be happy. I have a few friends who have made plans to go jump with me and their wives have nixed the idea (man, they paid for admitting that to me!). You have to have balance though. I can't go to the DZ every weekend Saturday and Sunday, I go every other weekend. I try to balance my requirements at work, family, spirituality, and individual needs. I'm not always successful (just ask my wife). Everyone's sense of balance is different, but if you slight one of these areas you will pay the price. As they say, just my $.02.

NO CHEAP BEER!!!! There is only good beer and free beer. Definite rules violation in that statement. LOL