lippy

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  1. lippy

    I'm cold

    It's -20C here, -4F I think. That make you feel any better? As for the man slave, I'm looking into flights there as we speak
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    Boone's Farm

    I concur I got nuthin
  3. No way man!!!! When you take the foil off, that's when they get ya I got nuthin
  4. lippy

    Good Vibes Please!

    A skydiver working in a brewery. My Gawd woman, it was meant to be. Good vibes 2 U
  5. This seems like a good place to say that 48 hours from now I'll be drinking a beer in front of the fire @ ELOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got nuthin
  6. No Lisa, it was the other way around...He was headed at the big ball
  7. Hmmm, I wonder if farting right now will speed me up???? I got nuthin
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    Off the wagon

    Ahh, so you see where I'm coming from I got nuthin
  9. On Reflexes (mine at least), the reserve pin and cypres control are on the 'inside' of the container, so that when it's on my back, the pin/control are against my back and aren't accessible by other jumpers without my taking the rig at least partially off. I like it this way, as I can check my pin, turn on my Cypres and I know all is well and out of harm's way. It's a very good setup IMHO. The only problem comes when somebody forgets/doesn't know the proper way to pin check, then they don't have the backup of their fellow jumper. I got nuthin
  10. lippy

    Off the wagon

    That depends...Can you make me think I'm a chicken? I got nuthin
  11. lippy

    Off the wagon

    2 weeks ago today I quit smoking...And about an hour ago I bought a pack. I'm gonna try to quit again after Eloy, but I'll smoke for my vacation. Right now I feel like scum though. No, lower than scum. I'm the feces of the bacteria that feed off of the scum. Damb nicotine!!! Sweet sweet nicotine... I got nuthin
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    Goin nutty

    Less than 48 hours from now I'll be on a plane to Eloy, AZ!!!! I just don't know how to make it through those hours. I've drank, packed, drank, cleaned, drank, PWed, drank, played with my penis and now I'm drunk and bored. What to do, what to do, what to do? Edit: Thanks for the tip assmonkey I got nuthin
  13. Dave, after seeing that pic of you in the pool at Eloy, now I'm picturing that holding a trumpet. Too funny I got nuthin
  14. Ummm, it's -20*C here, that might not be the best idea Wait a minute, i hate that cat. Great idea Hol!!! I got nuthin
  15. Maybe it was on the ground, but I'd still call it skydive related I got nuthin
  16. QuoteThere is at least one CYPRES / CRW save to date: July 1994, Raeford, North Carolina - Expert CYPRES: Two members of an experienced CRW team were involved in a CRW wrap at about 6000 ft. The entangled jumper cut away from his main and then observed the other jumper cutting suspension lines to free him. When he fell away, convinced that he now had neither a main nor reserve, he tracked towards a small lake. CYPRES then activated his previously unopened reserve.[/reply ] That's nutty. 'Oh shit, I'm out of canopies, better head for the lake'. He must have been suprised when his Cypres fired I got nuthin
  17. Because the people at the DZ said I wasn't a real skydiver unless I drank beer, I tried to tell them I'm a recovering alcoholic, but they just bitch-slapped me and told me to drink up or I couldn't have my rig back. I got nuthin
  18. Cute puppies Ann. What breed are they? You got names for them? I got nuthin
  19. Thanks Murray, that's some cool shit! I got nuthin
  20. I've been putting in extra hours at work, cleaning the house, drinking myself to sleep...etc. to pass the time. And now its only...2.5 more days till AZ. Keep yourself busy, time will move quickly. And have a nice trip and let us know how AFF goes
  21. They'll give those things to just about anybody, huh? I got nuthin
  22. That was a good read, and those flyby pics rocked!! I got nuthin
  23. You forgot BEER!!! Have a blast Bytch
  24. lippy

    My Name

    Is Matt Foley and I'm a motivational speaker...Before I begin I ought to tell you a little about myself so you'll know where I'm coming from- I am 35 years old, I am thrice divorced, and I live... I got nuthin