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  1. Yoshi
    yeah I know the feeling when youre in a business meeting, having contractions, crowning, and you still have 30 min left before you can get out of there.. -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    and then there is the projectile poop when you've got a great big whopping fart behind the poop and you swear afterwards that when you stand up the porcelin is going to be cracked.... those are always great. speaking of the ghost poop though, usually at work they have that john wayne toilet paper (its rough, tough and doesnt take crap off of anyone) so those are nice.. -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    then of course you have your ice berg poops that stick out of the water when you are done, the beast poops that after you flush leave claw marks as if it was tring to hold on and not go down, and one of my favorites the lasso haggus....the kind of poop that you want to find a string, tie it on to the poop, and jsut walk away. -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    awesome site. I cant wait to be at spaceland. -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    i UNDERSTAND THAT ONE -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    Yoshi replied to jmpnkramer's topic in The Bonfire

    one of my favs is number 11...I always do that at drive thrus... sometimes I get a laugh when I say it and sometimes I think the ordertakers dont even get it.. -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    well next wednesday I am moving to Houston, TX....so anytime you are there look me up...Ill be at skydive spaceland! until next time... same bat place, same bat channel -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    you seemed to do fine off the exit....it was a little wobbly, but your pal might have added to that a bit next time we jump together you will have it down -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    ohh i see. yeah my bro looks like me sometimes, but he is a bit shorter and looks more asian... as far as my silly drunken 4-wheeler barefoot grass/ water skiing tricks and grass scratches??? they are much better thanks again for the tube of neosporin (or antibiotic stuff) I went through it in 2 days:) but chicks dig scars right! -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    nice pic too bad I was too F*%$@# up to remember a whole lot about the evenings, but I do remember doing that 3 way freefly with your friend...sorry cant remember his name... it was relly fun. exited the 3 way flower then you flipped to a sit and I docked on your leg HD, then I spocked ya! was a great time. too bad the weather didnt cooperate and we didnt get to jump together again. ps did you mean skydive wayne county or fort wayne? ahh well...cheers -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    I agree with the rigs. It was definately un-nerving to exit with a crossfire at 1600. I packed it, though, and took extra percaution to get it to open a bit faster than usual. I doubt I will be doing it again any time soon....dont get me wrong it was a major rush, but I like to have a little more alti to play with jsut in case.. -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    that shounds like someone I met this weekend.... goes by johnny nine lives and jumps his base rig out of helicopters from 500-600 feet.... not for me... I did exit with my crossfire from 1600 ft though... packed it with the nose wide open and a very light roll in the psycho pack -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    I am not sub 1`00... but I do have a 111 crossfire II loaded at 1.85 or so. I have landed it in half brakes with ease. I wouldnt want to do it down wind, but I am sure I could without breaking anything..... (lets hope I dont have to find out...knock on wood) -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    any time I decide I am going to suck it down I turn my aad off or jump a rig without one. I also dont jump with other people..... that way less chance of getting knocked out and needing the aad and no one around me to get away from. I have had a full canopy a few times around 900 feet, and watched someone (and saw thier pro track) open at 600. thats a little low for me! when going low Ill wear 2 audibles and "lock on" to my alti II at about 3000 with one hand on the pilot chute ready to go:) -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    tiz ok... jsut thought I would bring it back up after this past weekend with the low cloud cover and all.. -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    just curious....not counting base jumps. had some friends do some stupid shiznit and wondered how others fared. me??? hmmm lets see how this goes first -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    well at the richmond boogie (a different kind of boogie) I jumped the alouette(sp?) 4 times! it was awesome. the last one was a hop and pop from a bit lower than usual due to the low ceiling, but even with the forward speed at 65 knots it tickled my stomach ohh so nicely:) I had an absolute blast there and hope that the heli comes back soon! -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    I dont understand why this was moved... I was posting about an event/gathering/boogie. at least put it in general skydiving instead of talk back -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    well even though monday was a complete wash and sunday we only got a few hop and pops sat, fri, thurs, and wed were great. sat was a bit cloudy, but we still got alti after it all cleared up. it was great to meet some of you and I had a complete blast at the parties. do any of you have fun even though it was a bit soggy? I managed to keep the energy going even when it was pouring rain (if you were there and happened to see the four wheeler/ barefoot water skiing tricks then you understand:) have fun hope to see yall next year! -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    my brother jumps with his I-pod all the time. be sure to remember if you are used to using one that your audible is not going to be as loud if you can hear it at all, and dont get so caught up in the music that you loose any awareness. -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    btw, see yall friday morning! and if all goes well maybe tonight (I have to stir up a fight with my wife to do that though:) -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    I am almost positive steve-o will be there, he has been for the past 4 years, and I know for a fact orly king is there... not sure if he can give the test, but he is one hell of a flier. -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    alti II on my left wrist most of the time. dytter in right of left ear depending on which helmet I use. once under canopy I always switch my alti from my middle and ring finger (the loop) to my thumb, which then orients the face of the alti right at me when using risers. also use that method for crew. -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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    up to 4 ways usually at about 4500-5000 feet. the bigger from there the higher. -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.