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and...that marriage is over, right? Quote That's exactly what I was thinking... I need to find me a fellow who "smells" for happily ever after!!! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Why is it that I always feel like such a sinner in your presence? Quote Oh... you just don't know me well enough yet, and you have preconceived notions that "The Church Lady" is being judgmental. I led a very sheltered life before becoming a skydiver, and I'm learning lots of shocking things. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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we share bodily fluids when we have sex Quote YOU HAVE SEX!!!... OMGosh TMI!!! Only kidding... It's just a matter of respect not to do that around other people. I'm not offended when I smell something on the plane. I've changed many a diaper, and I don't have a weak stomach. I never have understood why people make such a big deal about it. But, I would never do it myself. I just figured my husband respected me too. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I am amazed that you do that in front of your spouses. When did it start? Certainly not on the first date. At what point in your relationship did you feel that it was appropriate? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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What is wrong with you people? In the twenty years that my husband and I were living together, neither of us "broke wind" in each others presence... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Ya so what! I can edit!! Quote Ya gotta love a man who can take correction. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Pffst... You don't even know how to spell aggressive. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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If you took your middle name and the name of the street you live on: Hi, I'm John Wenwood Pleased to make your acquaintance, John. My name is Jessie Kensington. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Oooooooo, something fantastic to remember this Memorial Day weekend for! Thank you for your service to our country, Scott, and the help you have given to me personally. I'm forever in your debt. Welcome Home!!! I can hardly wait to jump with you!!!
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Another sign of the impending collapse of civilization.
JENNR8R replied to Tink1717's topic in The Bonfire
Well... ahhh... umm... Sorry, I got nothin' What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. -
A Parable of Immortality I am standing upon the seashore. A ship at my side spreads her white sails to the morning breeze and starts for the blue ocean. She is an object of beauty and strength, and I stand and watch until at last she hangs like a speck of white cloud just where the sea and sky comes down to mingle with each other. Then someone at my side says, "There she goes!" Gone where? Gone from my sight... that is all. She is just as large in mast and hull and spar as she was when she left my side and just as able to bear her load of living freight to the place of destination. Her diminished size is in me, not in her. And just at the moment when someone at my side says, "There she goes!" there are other eyes watching her coming and other voices ready to take up the glad shout, "There she comes!" Henry Van Dyke What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I hate death.
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I like beer, and I'll beat you in a game of pool. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Oh yeah! That's one of my favorites too!!!
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Got my issue today... Congratulations Matt! I'm so proud of you.
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Here are a few more: Excuses do NOT prevent consequences. Worry is like a rocking chair, it is something to do, but it gets you nowhere. You wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you knew how seldom they do. The bubbling brook would lose its song if you removed the rocks. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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That's a keeper...
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In a telephone conversation at work today I told someone that, I am the last living cell in a dead building." I remember that line from a television program when I was a child. In the same conversation she told me, "Nothing stays the same but change." I kinda like that... What are some of your favorite sayings? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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So what did you do while the forums were "down" for repairs??
JENNR8R replied to SkydiveStMarys's topic in The Bonfire
Paid off my home equity loan... -
OK, own up to them. Quote Are you kidding? If I told you that, you'd know all of my secrets. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Carry around a spray bottle full of water and spray her when she misbehaves... I've heard that works on cats but not children or husbands... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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The only way you would have made it to the top of the list is to change your name. I alphabetized it so you guys wouldn't know who I love the most. *** AHEM....That's A I R-Twardo....with an "A"! You are absolutely correct! You should have been on the top of my list. I'm gonna blame it on the cold medication that I was on at the time I posted this for leaving you off. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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The only way you would have made it to the top of the list is to change your name. I alphabetized it so you guys wouldn't know who I love the most. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Yeah, I know what you mean. I regret having listed the ones that I did. I have since thought of a slew of others that I open just because I've enjoyed their threads before. I could probably go on for days listing more people as they come to mind. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.