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... on the floor of Costco yesterday. It was somebody's Platinum Mastercard. I stopped the first employee I saw and asked him what I should do with it. He said to give it to him, and he would give it to his supervisor. Now I'm wondering if that employee is having a good time running up someone's credit card bill. What should I have done with it? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Don't pay any attention to Walt! He's into 'flashy'! I second that... This is the guy who thinks that any colors of tie dyed shirt go with camo pants. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

It is my sincere desire that the Dads who read this thread will realize just how much influence [good or bad] that they have in their children's lives. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I watched the movie "O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O_Brother,_Where_Art_Thou%3F I had to buy the soundtrack after that. That sho is hillbilly music.

I think it's interesting that the replies on this thread swing from adoration to disgust of the Dads. Dads certainly evoke strong feelings in people... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Of course you like country music.

This is supposed to be a "numb" thread . . . not a "feeling" thread. I passed the "numb" stage about five years ago. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Why are you trying to make me cry? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I will never put another cigarette to my lips as long as I live. That's my gift to my Father this Father's Day. Quote That's wonderful Liz. I know you'll succeed because of who you are doing it for.

In church this morning the pastor asked for people to come up to the microphone to say something honoring about their fathers. It was like pulling teeth to get anyone to come do it. On Mother's Day there was a line of people ready to say how much their Moms meant to them. Heaven knows my Dad would never have made Father of the Year, but I do have some good memories. When I was a child I had a severe sunburn from spending the day at the pool. This was before sunblock was invented. My Mom and Aunt went to the store to find something to put on it. They came back with a product called "Ting." It turned out to be the equivalent of Deep Heating Rub or Tiger Balm. The longer the product stayed on my skin, the more it burned. I started screaming. Dad came to the rescue. He ordered the women out of the bathroom, filled with bathtub with cold water with me in it, took a bathtowel and scraped the stuff off of me. He even encouraged me to scream [the one and only time he ever allowed that]. Soon the burning stopped. Good Daddy.

Some people find that Melatonin is helpful. I usually just start reading something boring. That makes me fall asleep the fastest. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Skydiving What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I always swing by DQ, on the way home, and get a cone with sprinkles on top...I eat the part that has the sprinkles on it and then share the rest with my puppy... Quote You don't share the sprinkles!!!??? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Same happened to me. I take it you got your room at the Days INN in Agleton? Quote No, the Best Value Inn in Angleton What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

My eyes don't use that kind of language. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

No thank you... I'm afraid of Chuck Norris... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Menstural Cramps. How ya gonna do that? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

What are you going to deliver me from? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Can't....breathe...must....stop....laughing....need....oxygen.... Thanks Jenn, I needed that. Quote Glad I could lighten your mood. How could they not like you? You're terrific!

Hey Brian, Glad to hear that the old job is gone. I don't know how you lasted as long as you did there. I'm sure that if you don't get the job that you are applying for, another one will come along that's better than the last. I don't own a vibrator, but I will offer up my prayers for you.

OK everyone check out the site! There is ... new HOTEL info! We have a better rate at Best Western in ALVIN. This will be our main location, mention SkyFest or skydiver to get the discount!!!!! I just called the Best Western in ALVIN. They said that they have gotten a half a dozen calls about a skydiver rate. No one has ever contacted them about a skydiver discount, and they do not give one. They quoted me $74 plus tax. I found a cheaper hotel by $20/night elsewhere. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I work with a guy named Newton Gay P_____ the third! There are two more just like him.

Michigan, huh? I wonder what cocheese has been up to lately? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

My middle name is Jessie. I've always hated it. It's an okay name by itself, but combining it with Jennifer makes me cringe. I was named after my maternal grandmother, Jessie Potts Hayes. I suppose it could have been worse. Mom could have given me grandma's middle name. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

it appears there are many of those here. Yeah... but how successful are they? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.