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Everything posted by JENNR8R
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[You idjut, you'll blow it @ Skyfest. besides - there will be enough people there drinking to make up for the lack of my usual drunken antics. I think I'd be disappointed... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Use my free hand. Quote I guess you're not a "touch" typist... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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How do you find the time to type? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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6:30AM - 7:00AM: Have my way with myself 8:30AM - 8:35AM: Have my way with myself 2:00PM - 2:03PM: Have my way with myself Quote Thirty minutes, five minutes, three minutes??? Do you get tired of yourself as the day progresses? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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What's the difference between this and a regular German Chocolate Cake... (I've made a regular one before... but never an upside down one... ) Quote I'll post the recipe when I get home. It's a heart attack on a plate, but really yummy...
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7 pm - ?: read/watch TV/check in on DZ.com Quote I haven't had time to watch TV in three years. Hopefully, I'll find time to read something once I get rid of my second job. I refuse to work at my second job today.
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9:00PM - 4:00AM: dream about goofing around and post whoring Quote ??? You're not dreaming about the beautiful ladies on DZ.com ??? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Here's what my day holds: 6:30-7:30 Get gas and buy groceries for my son's birthday dinner on Wednesday... 7:30-9:00 Get ready for work... 9:00-6:00 Work... 6:00-7:00 Put the ham in the oven and get ready for class... 7:00-8:30 Deep-Water Aerobics class... 8:30- ??? Bake a German Chocolate Upside Down Cake, put the ingredients together for macaroni and cheese, wrap present... I hope nothing breaks today. I'm gonna open up that bottle of Russian Vodka tomorrow.
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I believe the doctor's offices are just as irritating as the insurance companies. I had a doctor insist that I pay $1,000 that I didn't owe. When the insurance paid him too, he conveniently "forgot" to give me a refund. It took me six months, and many phone calls, to get it back. A doctor put a $2,000 lien on my mother's estate based on the amount he was owed on the day of her death. When the lien was initiated the bill was actually $150 because Medicare had already paid most of it, and the secondary insurance carrier had not even been billed yet. To top it all off, they wouldn't answer my phone calls for three weeks! When I finally talked with someone, they said it was to protect me as a North Carolina taxpayer. None of Mom's heirs live in North Carolina!!! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Quote Givin' up awfully easy there, aren't ya pops? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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All that's left now is for you to lay the numbers. Then your conversion from to will be complete....[Evil Laugh]...Mwahahahahahahaha....[Evil Laugh] Quote Don't hold your breath... I'm not laying anyone else either. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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A shot of Crown Royal???? OMG, it's finally happened....the Church Lady has been corrupted. I knew it was only a matter of time! Quote Oh, that's old news. You haven't been around much lately. They're not calling me the Church Lady any longer. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Is Irish Whiskey smooth? That's why I like Crown Royal. I don't need to mix it with anything. Although, I'm still on a bottle that I bought at Christmas. It's still about 3/4 full. It will be a while before I buy anything else.
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Sounds like a lot of fun! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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You should see what happens when I have a shot of Crown Royal!!! I get happy feet and can't stop dancing. I'm the envy of the DZ. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Haaaaapy Birthdaaaay to Youuuuuu Haaaaapy Birthdaaaay to Youuuuuu Haaaaapy Birrrrrthday Dear Saaaaaaara Haaaaapy Brithday to Yooooooooooou And many mooooooore!
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I've heard that in the South if you add "bless his/her heart" after "but," it's okay to slam them. Example: "She means well, but bless her heart, she couldn't ________." What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Drinking, Eating and Various Activities tonight
JENNR8R replied to skydiverbry's topic in The Bonfire
Cheer up and make your own nig-noggery. -
Ok, I'm looped now too... Quote Oh oh! I've been a bad influence. You weren't going to drink tonight. Did you have a Gillette martini? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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By the way why are you looking through a paper towel holder any ways? Quote It just seemed like the thing to do at the time. Of course, you'd never do anything like that after drinking though, huh?
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Drinking, Eating and Various Activities tonight
JENNR8R replied to skydiverbry's topic in The Bonfire
Well, I know you don't need a husband, silly. You have a dark-skinned brunette. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. -
You should try it with grapes.
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Drinking, Eating and Various Activities tonight
JENNR8R replied to skydiverbry's topic in The Bonfire
I want what he's having... except the putting the kid to bed part... and with a husband, not a brunette... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. -
Sounds like something Scott Campos would have turned you on to. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Azul Martini Hendricks Gin.....hint of Lillette...sprig of rosemary...yummmy You're making that up just to confuse me aren't ya? Azul? Sounds middle eastern... Lillette? Are you sure you don't mean Gillette, the razor blades? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.