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    Gee, thanks Jenn...now I'm busted and will have to turn in my Guy Card. A beautiful lady, smashed, laying across my LAP and I did/tried nothing...I'm ashamed of myself. Quote No, Turtle is right... Your Guy Card is safe... I saw the picture of you biting me. I thought I got that bruise when the earth shifted and I fell down after downing four ounces of Crown. [I've gotta learn to measure better. I thought it was two ounces. I've got a feeling the earth would behave itself then. I'm a better cook than a drunk. At least I measure accurately when I cook.] What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    GOT VIDEO?!?! Quote Nope, it never happened... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    Dear Walt, What is the most tactful way to let a houseguest know that you don’t want him to use the cantaloupe in the refrigerator anymore for AMORAL immoral purposes? There... that is what I really meant... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    I think that is the most sensible solution. Thanks Kathleen! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    Dear Walt, What is the most tactful way to let a houseguest know that you don’t want him to use the cantaloupe in the refrigerator? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    Do you get in your car, throw it in reverse, and hit the gas? I hope not.........you probably LOOK before backing up. I think this is how women drivers got their reputation. It all started with not checking the toilet seat. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    You don't even need to turn the lights on to look. A backhand reaching to feel where the seat is would suffice. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    Dear Walt, Do men ever fall in the toilet because they didn't check to see if the seat was up? Or, do they just assume that the seat is up and reach to put it down every time? That may not be an etiquette question, but it is something I have always wondered about. Personally, I don't understand women who get upset when the toilet seat is left up. It only took me one time of falling in to teach me to check it every time if there is a man in the house. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    :4:2 Went to Raeford for the first time to compete in the 4-way scrambles. I got a metal for second place in the "point" position. What an awesome DZ! The people were fantastic!!! I got to meet and hang out with leroydb and LouDiamond.
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    Is it really necessary to say “please” and “thank you.” What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    Is is wrong to argue with a houseguest about whether we watch Oprah or Dr. Phil first? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    JENNR8R replied to jumpjunkie2004's topic in The Bonfire

    Getting a 4-way together.
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    JENNR8R replied to PLFXpert's topic in The Bonfire

    Eeeewww! Fish water!!! No wonder it stung... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    JENNR8R replied to PLFXpert's topic in The Bonfire

    Geesh! Right in the eye! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    I'm getting a little upset here. If so, I could have started drinking legally a day earlier. Quote What's the difference? You didn't get caught drinking illegally a day earlier did you? Just celebrate on both days. It lasts longer that way.
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    Young man - don't let me hear that you have been drinkin' and flyin' I'll have to come over there and give you a whippin'... and I won't be bringing you any Poptarts! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    bring a beer open it behind you, opening a beer in front of you with a 25 mph "headwind" is not something you'll repeat. I was talking with a friend last night about this. He said it's true. I'm amazed that people actually drink beer while under canopy. I wouldn't pack my parachute after having a beer, much less try to land while under the influence. I'm loopy after half a beer. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    JENNR8R replied to jumpjunkie2004's topic in The Bonfire

    Does that mean you can't come and play this weekend? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    You might be more successful if you would stop jumping up and down. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    My DZ's website has a list of riggers. Have you looked on yours? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    Where are you working? I'm going to work part time at the Waldorf Gold's Gym. I also train a couple of people on base. You know, for the longest time I was wondering why you were training people to base jump. I didn't know you knew how! Guess where my mind is? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    At least you had some nice outs.
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    Nah... too impractical... It would just fall out the bottom, and it would be too cold anyway. Someone should design a cup holder for a rig for just such a necessity. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    Ummmm... Where would I put the beer? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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    Where are you working? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.