JENNR8R

Three Days I was grounded on Sunday because of a hard opening on Saturday. This weekend's not looking so good either. I'm still sore. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I obviously don't pay a lot of attention to them. Did you know they actually put expiration dates on bottled water!? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

whoa. So does that mean if you make cupcakes/pancakes they would be hard and stale as soon as you took them out of the oven/pan? I actually looked inside to evaluate it. The flour was still fluffy, but the dead bugs were a turnoff. I'd already had my quota of protein for the day. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I just found a box of Bisquick in my cabinet that expired on October 25, 2001. I think I need to start tossing stuff out. What's the oldest expiration date in your kitchen? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Sorry to hear that the thrill is gone. I don't think what you described is what popsjumper was talking about. He's divorced. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Hallway Sex: 4 : 0 HELP! I NEED SOME BELLY FLYERS!!!!!!! I'm afraid to ask, but what is hallway sex? Does it have anything to do with a glory hole? I went to Carolyn Clay's Birthday Boogie at West Point, VA. As soon as I walked into the hangar the organizer introduced herself and asked me to join them. There were scores of belly flyers there!!! I did three 8-ways, but had a hard opening on the last one. That grounded me for the rest of the weekend. I'm still sore. I hope to recover in time for the 4-way meet at West Point next Saturday. As I was packing, someone said I looked very familiar. I didn't recognize him, but he asked me if I posted on DZ.com. I was struck dumb. I was feeling pretty anonymous up until that point. It was "Spatula."

I was in the 6th grade when Kennedy was shot, and I remember that vividly. It's funny, but I don't remember what I was doing when Regan was shot. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I swear by my chiropractor Quote I routinely go to my chiropractor every four weeks. I believe I'll go tomorrow so she can put me back together. Maybe a massage in a few days would be good too. I want to be better by Saturday so I can jump in a 4-way competition. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I had a hard opening on Saturday. Today I'm sore and it's hard to lift my arm without pain in my arm and shoulder. How long do you think the soreness will last? I'm not jumping today to give my body a chance to heal. I usually exercise every weekday (alternating days of deep-water aerobics and a gym routine focusing on upper body strength). Would it be better for me to stop that for a few days?... Or would the soreness work itself out faster if I continued the exercise? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Thanks! I had clicked on the "About Our Charities" link instead. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I can't figure out how to make a donation to his charities. Can someone post a link to them? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Which is it?... Drugs or alcohol?

Now i can go after a real woman like JENNR8R. Quote Nope, I'm too hot to handle, Cheesecake... Edited to add: What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Sweet!

Wouldn’t it be an interesting look if someone used nose hair to supplement a unibrow? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

It depends on if they are using the hair as a combover to cover a bald spot. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Now I know I remember seeing a picture a while back of one of the dz.commers muchkins dressing much (if not exactly the same) as Walt... Quote Okay... I stand corrected. A trend of one... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Don't y'all realize I'm a fashion trendsetter? Quote I'm confused... Don't people have to emulate you in order for it to be a trend? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

You forgot the camo pants with the tie dye shirt and yellow scarf. That's the most incongruous of all. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Scramble with a couple teaspoons of Tiger Sauce. Yummy! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Here's a few more ways to say it: Anglo-Saxon (England) - Na Apache (Arizona USA) - Dah Arabic (North Africa) - Lela Armenian [Eastern] (Armenia) - Che Ashkun (Afghanistan) - Ma Ateso (Uganda) - Mam Awa (Papua New Guinea) - Aqa Brigidian (western Ireland) - Nope Cherokee (North America) - Tla Chitonga (Zambia) - Pepe Czech (Czech Republic) - Ne Danish (Denmark, Greenland) - Nej Dutch (Netherlands, Belgium) - Neen Farsi [Persian] (Iran, Afghanistan) - Nah French (France, Africa, America) - Non German (Central Europe) - Nein Hindustani (India) - Na Hungarian [Magyar] (Hungary) - Nem Japanese (Japan) - Iie Korean (Korea) - Aniyo Latin (ancient Rome, Vatican) - Nullus Lithuanian (Lithuania) - Ne Manchu (China) - Waka Navajo (United States) - Dooda Romanian (Romania) - Nu Russian (Russia) - Nyet Scots (Scotland) - Nae Sicilian (Sicily Italy) - Nuddu Thai (Thailand) - Mai Vietnamese (Vietnam) - Không Welsh (Wales) [no I am not] - Nac ydw Zulu (South Africa, Lesotho) - Cha What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I hope you don't mean that literally. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

No What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Still just a wee bit bitter, huh? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Our favorite uncle?... Sam? Dang... now there's a new tune in my head. No air guitar this time. I am walking around with my fists swinging left and right though. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.