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Hummus is the Arabic word for chickpea. Hummus can also be a simple chickpea paste, made of nothing more than chickpeas that have been soaked, crushed, separated from their skins, cooked, and ground or puréed. The sauce that is almost omnipresent in the Middle East that includes a bit of garlic, lemon juice, and olive oil or sesame oil is also called hummus. What you're talking about, though, is correctly called hummus bi tahini, or hummus with tahini. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Here is my favorite hummus recipe: Hummus with Olives and Pimentos 1 can Chick Peas 4 teaspoons Lemon Juice 1 teaspoon Salt 8 oz. extra virgin Olive Oil 1 tablespoon minced Garlic dash of Tabasco, to taste ¼ cup chopped Green Olives w/pimentos ¼ cup chopped Black Olives Blend chick peas in a food processor until smooth. Add remaining ingredients and mix well by hand. Chill. Serve with toast, pita, French or flat bread. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

What is this song talking about?... I don't get it. Because of You by Kelly Clarkson, David Hodges e Ben Moody I will not make the same mistakes that you did I will not let myself cause my heart so much misery I will not break the way you did You fell so hard I've learned the hard way, to never let it get that far Because of you I never stay too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side So I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust Not only me, but everyone around me Because of you I am afraid I lose my way And it's not too long before you point it out I cannot cry Because I know that's weakness in your eyes I'm forced to fake a smile, a laugh Every day of my life My heart can't possibly break When it wasn't even whole to start with Because of you I never stay too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side So I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust Not only me, but everyone around me Because of you I am afraid I watched you die I heard you cry Every night in your sleep I was so young You should have known better than to lean on me You never thought of anyone else You just saw your pain And now I cry In the middle of the night For the same damn thing Because of you I never stay too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side So I don't get hurt Because of you I tried my hardest just to forget everything Because of you I don't know how to let anyone else in Because of you I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty Because of you I am afraid Because of you What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Memories... for when I'm in the rocking chair at the nursing home... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I hate to argue and find no pleasure in reading about other people's arguments. Why do you like it? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Can you forgive me? Quote You have nothing to ask forgiveness for. He is neither the oldest nor the youngest. He can vote in your poll. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

You sure make some purdy pictures. Do you make postcards for a living? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I loved my name when I was growing up because no one else had it. There was only one other Jennifer in my graduating class (+/- 500) that had that name, and she was called Jenny... then came the 80s and it became the most popular girls name... ...

1981 I started my current job that year... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I can't remember that long ago... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

It's old and covered with dog hair. I should get a new one... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I'm assuming his doctor has okayed drinking wine? Quote He is an adult and no longer listens to his mother. I thought it was great progress that he didn't ask for a cake. I'm sure he hasn't asked his doctor. I know that he checks his sugars many times a day... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Pssst... beer is made in a brewery. Wine is made in a winery. Quote Picky, picky, picky... Do you realize how well I did in writing that? I'm going to go play with fire now and start the grill because I think I should eat something. Pray for me... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Well, I went to the wine store today with a list of recommendations from you guys. I was pretty confused since I know nothing about wine. I did take a combination of suggestions into consideration when choosing a wine. Someone suggested getting two... one for the dinner and one for him to take home as a gift... Brilliant idea!... Okay, I asked if they had a wine made in 1979 which is the year he was born. I thought it would be a special wine for a birthday. No luck... I found a recommended wine from the suggestions to drink at the dinner... 2003 Chianti Classico D.O.C.G. Riserva The one for him to take home as a gift was a combination of suggestions made. Virginia winery... in fact one from Orange County, Virginia where I skydive... 2000 Spotswood Trail Tannat... "a noble grape originally known for making the big tannic wines of the Madiran in southwest France." It has a deep indentation in the bottle bottom and cost between $20 and $35. All of those things were recommended... this must be the perfect choice. I asked about Used Automobile Parts since that name tickled my fancy. Alas, they didn't have it. I did, however, find a name that deserved to be purchased for the name... a 2003 Merlot... Running With Scissors... Even though I don't like wine, and wouldn't know if it were any good or not, I bought that one for me to drink. The brewery should be rewarded for coming up with such a cute name for their wine. I went to the grocery store and got a Porterhouse steak to grill and some asparagus for my dinner tonight just as a rehearsal for next week's birthday dinner. However, I have consumed of 1/2 the bottle of Running With Scissors and no longer have any desire to eat anything. I am soooooooo drunk. I'm very proud of myself for typing so well being so impaired. Thank you "check spelling."

My dog hates to have her nails clipped too. I just take her to the vet and have them do it. I'm afraid I'm going to hurt her when she struggles so much. They distract her with a line of canned cheese to lick while they are doing it... with two people... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Yes, it's a lot compared to what I paid when I was in college. From 1970 to 1972 it was $15 to $18 per hour. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Nothing... I already make enough money for my needs. I can't see where that much money would add anything to my life. It may detract from it. Well you could use it to add to the lives of others... Even that may not be a good thing. How many lottery winners have you heard of that have family members or friends get mad at them because you won't give them more and more money? Deciding what charities are worthwhile could be a headache too. I already give away more than a tithe. I am content doing that. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

...your family is just wacked girlfriend. wacked. Quote You have no idea... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I've got a good friend down the way who has a dairy farm. Quote Oh good!... Maybe you could hook me up with him so I can milk some cows who are used to it. I'm not so sure how it would work having a virgin milker on a virgin milkee. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

You can even inseminate the cow to if you want. Quote No thank you... I saw a vet do that to a horse once. His whole arm disappeared!!! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

No... she was the skeleton in the closet... the family secret... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

She's ten years older than me and lived in a closet until I was 36 years old. Was I surprised to discover that I had a sister!!! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

You should breed one first. It's a lifelong goal of mine to be able to say that I've milked a cow. Can I milk one of your cows before you grill her? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

That wasn't Potomac Mills was it? They must have 200 stores in there. It takes days to go through that place... I avoid it like the plague. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.