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Umm... Texas is part of the USA??? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

School bus driver - It wasn't the kids that made the job weird. It was the owner of the school. He treated me like a first grader and paid less than minimum wage. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Just a little bit more... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

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It just doesn't even sound fun. I went last year to check it out, not to jump. One doesn't need to jump to have fun there. They knooooow how to partay... You could cut the testosterone with a knife...

Last night I received my very first DD. He was calling from Bridge Day and said he was Roaming DZ. I didn't answer the phone because I had a guest. Such an honor, and I missed it. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I have a friend that is going to Bridge Day and wants to know when the bridge closes to through traffic. Could anyone supply that information? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I got mad at my brother and threw a boot at him. He ducked, and it went through the window. It's his fault. He shouldn't have ducked. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

***For now the guys are on strike and won't post until we get some satisfaction.... Promise? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

In other words, don't tell me you hate the Beatles! Quote I can't answer this question. Are you old enough to remember the Beatles when they were performing as a group? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

QuoteNEVER!! Quote Phew!!! That's a relief. You'd have to wear the same pair until next Monday night, if you did. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Maybe you forgot to change the panties that you wore the day before... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

A half of a can of low sodium tuna, a cup of fresh broccoli, and a protein bar. I had too many birthday desserts last week. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

People came out of that water smelling like fermented cow poo. Quote I have recently become acquainted with that lovely odor. I had an off landing into a cow pasture. My landing was perfect, but I stepped in some camouflaged cow patty on the walk out of the field. It splashed up on my new jumpsuit as I was walking too. Now I can't get the smell out of my shoes. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

The County where I live offers adult education classes in high schools in numerous domestic topics for a very reasonable cost. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Well, of course, we wouldn't do it if we had the power. This is just a way of asking which group is the worst. I couldn't pick drunk drivers, child molestors, or people who batter women because my mother and I would never have been born. I've met a few drug dealers since I've become a skydiver and the good that they have done in their lives would prevent me from picking them. Of that list, I'd have to go with the terrorists since they have never directly affected my life. I'd have a hard time picking them too if I ever met one. I can usually find value in any life. An evil action cannot erase that value. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Where are you going to find a skydiver who is willing to share his beer with a cow? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

BTW, after having their hooves trimmed, cows take longer steps. Quote There must be a correlation between that and women wearing high heels... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

That's not even slightly believable. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I have selective hearing, literally. Switch on the hearing aid, switch off the hearing aid. Men don't need a hearing aid for that. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Also, most cows are color-blind. Quote So are most men... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Finding a cow to milk was a challenge, but I imagine finding an elephant to ride is going to be a little more difficult. Quote If you can't find an elephant for me to ride, you can substitute a Llama.

I gotta go milk a cow in Switzerland. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

matadors stick them with swords, spears (whatever they call those things) and that just pisses em off. I should hit them with a STICK!? Someone should tell the matadors! Quote Yep, if they just took that sword and whapped them on the nose, the show would be over. The bull would go home crying to Mommie. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I learned the following interesting things from my visit to a dairy farm: Cows have four stomachs and four teats. You don’t pull on the teat when milking. You gently squeeze your fingers from top to bottom. The calves are separated from their mothers at birth and are never allowed to nurse. The cows are artificially inseminated. I wanna know whose job it is to “harvest” the bull semen… It’s no wonder that bulls are so ornery… The gestation period for a cow is nine months. Dairy cows give milk for ten months out of the year. The last two months of their pregnancy is the only time they are not producing milk. Dairy cows wear little computers on one of their legs that let the farmer know things like how much the cow walked in a day. And the most useful thing I learned is how to act if I land in a field that contains a bull: - Land as close to the gate or a tree as is safely possible. - Bull temperaments vary greatly. Some will be intimated by stern words spoken in a deep voice. Others will charge. Cut away your parachute and run for your life to the fence or a tree if threatened. - Do not roll up in a fetal position in the hopes that non-threatening behavior from you will discourage an angry bull. He could toss you around until you die. - A field full of cows with calves is more dangerous than a bull. Do not get between a cow and her calf. - If you must defend yourself, try to find a stick and hit them on the nose or eyes. That is their only vulnerable spots. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.