SkydiveMonkey

I'm not going to make any jokes about it "hitting the right buttons" You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

OK, fair enough. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

Good luck for it !! At least you can forget about it with lots of alcohol afterwards !! You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

Doesn't it come with one anyway? You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

10 things men know about women (or so they rekon ) 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They have breasts. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

Ailerons are the bits on the trailing edge of a wing which cause the plane to roll (they're usually on the outside 1/2 of the wing). Is that what you were talking about, or did you go over the tailplane? You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

I've heard of people exiting with their arms in the other person's chest strap, and after the guy pulled, the person broke their arm and fell unconcious until 5000 feet........ You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

I'm graually phasing out all my non-skydiving tshirts, so I need one of these to go in my collection !!

Forgot to add mine's gonna be a hornet 170 @ 1.15:1 You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

First one you had in your own rig after getting your licence. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

What was your first main canopy, at what loading, and why did you choose that one? (Just curious as to who had what when they started out). You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

That's a lot of naked people !!! You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

Cheers HH. Been thinking about trying non-contact crew for a while. so here's where to start !!!

You should have got a DUCATI mate !! Nice one - hope you enjoy it. I'd have a bike as well, if I was earning money and wasn't in uni !! You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

Metal to metal could be bad as you can catch the top of the canopy there and it can wear it out quicker due to it catching. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

I always find a free instructor or someone and ask them to give me a brief - it's the best way i feel. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

Here's what we did to our bus if anyone cares click here !! :-) You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

At the BCPA nationals at Hibaldstow last year we took out a pheasent with the university minibus at about 60mph !! There was glass and feathers everywhere !! You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

mmmmmm........Palendromic time !! You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

I don't think this will make any difference, because as it's on your head, the pressures can change a lot with different positions etc. The only really accurate place for the protrack is on your ankle. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

RULES OF THE AIR 1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again. 3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous. 4. It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here. 5. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire. 6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating. 7. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky. 8. A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the plane again. 9. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself. 10. You know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp. 11. The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa. 12. Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your brain didn't get to five minutes earlier. 13. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction. ( Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds.) 14. Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you've made. 15. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are. 16. You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck. 17. Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them. 18. If all you can see out of the window is ground that's going round and round and all you can hear is commotion coming from the passenger compartment, things are not at all as they should be. 19. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose. 20. Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment. 21. It's always a good idea to keep the pointy end going forward as much as possible. 22. Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed. 23. Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's not subject to repeal. 24. The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you, runway behind you, and a tenth of a second ago. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

I've hit 150mph on my belly before. Quite pleased with that one. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

It's scary to think that this could possibly make a difference to you living or not, and yet it's still overlooked too much. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

If you're going to pack a mal, surely you'd do it for someone else? You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

Everybody seems to love 3 people !! (exept me cos I'll only love 2 of em). I'm going to sleep with 10 women it rekons). You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!