SkydiveMonkey

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  1. That's the thing, there aren't really any experienced freeflyers there. I'm just trying to teach myself at the moment. I don't care that I'm messing it up cos I'm having a great time flailing about !!
  2. I was just using that as an example. There must be other good reserves that pack smaller. (Aren't there?) You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  3. Why not? Affected crossfires came out of all 3 plants. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  4. Trying sitting today was the first time I've actuall been able to do PROPER backflips !! It was great !! What happens if i mess this exit up and have to recover to a box - is there an easy way to get back into the sit? You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  5. OK ... I left the aircraft today and tried to go into a sit and just ended up doing backflips !! What is the best way to go from a box pos. into a sit? You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  6. Your fallrate will decrease - in some cases to less than 100mph. But you will have a lot more forward speed - you need to get rid of this forward speed before you dump or your opening will be harder. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  7. I did my first jump since november yesterday - I had forgotten what -17 was like !! Great stuff. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  8. Why not consider getting a different brand of reserve that packs smaller eg. Tempo? That way you can put a bigger reserve in the same place and have the same fit. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  9. You need to buy a crate of beer !! hold on, you have done ..... erm ...... BEEEEERRRR !! You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  10. As long as the boobies make it You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  11. You bastard !!! You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  12. Of course flat packing is always fun - especially with (new) ZP !! Tried that once - never again. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  13. Just watched it again and I shouldn't have had a drink in my mouth at the time !!! Monitor got a bit wet........ You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  14. ROFLMYAO !!!!!!!!!!!!! The ending was funny as !! Thanks !!! You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  15. SkydiveMonkey

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    Get as many aids to altiude awareness as you can. But don't rely on any of them too much. I jump with a single pro-track atm but I'm mostly doing flatfly, but when I move to the dark side I'm planning on getting a pro-dytter as well. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  16. Need to introduce some good tunes : Day after day your home life's a wreck The powers that be just Breathe down your neck You get no respect You get no relief You gotta speak up And yell out your piece So back off your rules Back off your jive Cause I'm sick of not living To stay alive Leave me alone I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want All I want How many times is it gonna take Till someone around you hears what you say You've tried being cool You feel like a lie You've played by their rules Now it's their turn to try So back off your rules Back off your jive Cause I'm sick of not living To stay alive Leave me alone I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want All I want I said it before I'll say it again If you could just listen Then it might make sense You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  17. Thought the rules say that you're supposed to be under your main canopy by 2000 anyway? You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  18. I still like the one where 2 guys went out with a box of 1/2 sticks of dynamite, planning on throwing them out of the car window and driving off, scaring people. But they had a flaw in their plan .... They left the window SHUT and the dynamite bounced back and blew the car up !! Fools. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  19. There's a word that describes this situation ........ Ooops. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  20. Depends on the canopy, packing method, etc. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  21. Psycho pack - make it a lot easier to get in the bag. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  22. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forums/faq_english.pl?Cat=#html You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  23. I thought he was dead. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  24. You happy by any chance ? Happy b/day
  25. And you're calling someone else a whore ?! You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!