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They have restored faith in the Yen. So Japan is in recession atm.... He probably thinks recession is when it's cold and certain things get smaller You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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My first thoughts were along "Sabre copy", but good luck finding out. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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you could with a tow-rope and a pair of skates !! You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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Well, yeah !!! You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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Suppose it also depends on what main you have - If you've got an EXTreme VX60 or something, reserve it is. Depends on the situation and what kit you jump. This is a time where you want a round reserve I think. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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You might hit line stretch if you're very lucky and static line it Put lots of padding down on the ground You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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download the latest RealOne player - works for me. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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But in a 145 flavour? Seems big for an XTReme. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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you can rely on your body clock if is set to FF time, but If you've just come over to the dark side, normally where you're body clock would be saying 5000 feet, you're much lower. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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was this guy on a wingsuit or sommat? Cool video You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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Depends on which arm - right arm broken, dump reserve and try and keep the other arm still, or left arm broke, dump main and hope you have an RSL in case of mal. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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Ladies, would you date a guy who looks like this?
SkydiveMonkey replied to airdrew20012001's topic in The Bonfire
I wouldn't - but then again you're a bloke !! I like my women like i like my coffee - hot and wet You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!! -
If it was really a mans world....... this is what things would be like: 1. Lager would have the same effect as Viagra. 2. It would also serve as a contraceptive. 3. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29, so it would only occur in leap years. 4. On Mothers Day, you'd get the day off to go drinking. 5. Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps". 6. Tanks would be far easier to rent. 7. Every woman that worked would have to do so topless. 8. Every man would get four, real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year. 9. Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation. 10. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the televised football, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen when the ball goes out of play. 11. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you." 12. Thef unniest guy in the office would get to be boss of the company. 13. "Sorry, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for absence and/or poor time keeping. 14. Lifeguards could remove females from beaches for violating the" Public Ugliness" law. 15. Hallmark would make" Sorry, what was your name again?" cards. 16.B reaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the arse and a "Cheers for the sex - now clear off" would pretty much do it. 17. "Fancy a sh@g" would be the only chat up line in existence and it would work every time. 18. Everyone would drive at least 70mph and anyone driving under that would be fined. 19. Dinner break would happen every hour and the boss would hire in strippers and £2000 per-night brasses for the duration of those breaks. 20. Saying "Lets have a threesome. You, me and your sister" to your wife/girlfriend would get the response, "What a great idea!" 21. Harrier jump jets would take you to and from work. 22. Everyone would own a real Lightsabre. Any disagreements would be settled with a fight to the death. (or the loss of a hand) 23. Vomiting after 20 pints would actually make you more attractive to the opposite sex. 24. When it was time to leave work, a whistle would sound and you'd get to slide down the back of a Brontosaurus like Fred Flintstone. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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Put your clothes on the lower peg, after picking up your borther's book, unless you're getting your hair cut ......... You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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They've got the full requirements for each one on there. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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I was going to type "head down" but HD leaves it more open to interpetation !! You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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You forgot that she's willing to pay for your jump tickets and is really good at HD !!
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Bet you've been wearing it since you've had it? I would have !!
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If a packer isn't sure - he/she should find out anyway. They're getting paid for a service, and it's learning experience for them as well. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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I thought only Olav Zipser, Mike Swanson, and Steve Utter had AD "D" You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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Brains could be my middle name - but it's Paul You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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That's not on the poll !! Wan't Elle McPherson [sp?] in it? Can I have her as well? You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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Phoebe. Or how about all 3? At once or seperatly - I don't mind !! You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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But you "own" half of it so tell him he can use it only if he keeps to his half !! You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
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Or on the front You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!