SkydiveMonkey

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  1. Nice one Slappie - fortunatly that isn't one of my habits !! One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  2. Prefer LAPD, Amazed, and Dirty Magic, but Defy you is wicked. It's a lot different to some of the earlier stuff Offspring brought out. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  3. Read the review of it in the gear section - think that says it all. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  4. Top Gun One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  5. That's what Clay meant when he kept saying TOMTB and JEOMK !!!! One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  6. Not quite. There's "I'm sorry to inform that your sons are dead because they were stupid - Great balls of fire !!!" as well from the same film One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  7. How about - "They must be close, I'm getting a hard-on". One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  8. SkydiveMonkey

    Old Hand

    So when does the Jesters hat come into play? One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  9. If you have a reserve ride - they're saved your ass. A bottle of something is the least you can get them
  10. I know the different head down positions, I've just never heard them called that before. Cheers. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  11. That was meant to be serious post, so I've edited it
  12. SkydiveMonkey

    Old Hand

    I thought that was the "foam dome"?
  13. That's the reason why they're the law in the UK. Skydiving is inherently dangerous and any safety percaution should be taken, especially when you're covering your head One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  14. Skydive over your house next time he's there - 360 hook, and WHACK out goes the car. You look cool and it solves your problem. Just make sure to wear steel toe-caps. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  15. BOOBIES !! Right .... where's the beer? One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  16. We've seen a lot worse - trust me. Speaking of that.... where is Clay ?!! One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  17. Forgive my ignorance, but what's the difference? One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  18. SkydiveMonkey

    Old Hand

    What about on of the hats that clap when you pull down on the string? One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  19. the best I can tell you is somewhere in France. sorry mate. I got an FT-50, but I've lost the stuff that came with it. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  20. I've had one of these for a while now and it's excellent. Warnings are nice and loud, data is really accurate, simply the best audible there is. Just need to get me the Jump-Track pc link now !!
  21. But it's BOOBIES !!! Stop being so negative. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  22. Question is - one boobie for a more "hackey" feel, or 2 boobies or authentisity [sp?]
  23. We could get a sheep on for Clay !! sorry man. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  24. Why can't we buy these??!!!! We need to get some made !! One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
  25. uhhehehe - We're looking for the girl with the big boobs ... One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor