SkydiveMonkey

That should have been about 5000 posts ago !! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

It's like cigarettes as well - about 5 quid a packet and the company that makes them only gets about 30p !! The governement sucks dick big time. boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

Yeah, it's about 1 pound / litre for av-gas here boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

Jumped a pro-tec with my pro-track a few times - it's fits nice in the ear hole. Put the speaker on the inside so you'll hear it better. You could also tape over the vents on the helmet as well to cut down on noise, but I didn't find it necessary. boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

I jump at Cornwall, UK. Only got a 182, but it's a fantastic DZ

That shouldn't be too bad either, as my DZ is only open on weekends anyway.

OW !!! dude, that must have hurt !!! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

That's an expensive slot for 5k. Still, it's a heli jump !! Gotta do it !! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

I started with the university club - I've wanted to skydive since I was 16, but my parents wouldn't sign the forms. So I joined and kept jumping. The people in the sport are cool as well - I've made loads of friends cos of it

It's what a lot of old people suffer from when they fall over boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

Don't forget to tell her "I'll resepect you in the morning" !! Yeah right !! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

It's a alteration on the box position where your arms are lower and more in front, allowing you to see better to the sides boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

Sorry - mistype !!! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

I'm sure there's a law against you Clay !! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

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Taken from one of RiggerRob's posts in this forum : Triple risers have extra risers solely for the steering lines. Most of them also have an extra brake locking loop sewn to the middle riser. This extra loop - similar to tandems - helps keep things neat during the deployment sequence. This adds an extra step to the packing process. The extra step in packing is only worth it if you are already extracting 95% of the performance from your canopy. Extracting 95% of the performance requires loosening your chest strap after opening, collapsing your slider, pulling it down to neck level, and using all controls: including front risers, rear risers, toggles and leg straps. Doing all the above allows the canopy to spread from your hips instead of spreading from the slider. This allows the tail to flatten out a bit more, flattening glide, improving roll stability and reducing friction on control lines. boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

When I was 18 I went out with a 16 year old, and last year (when I was 19) I went out with a 26 year old. As long as you get (it) on, who cares?

This is in the G and R forum boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT... The government announced today that it is changing it's emblem to a condom. Why - because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance which is - "A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you." boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex > > How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? > Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out! > > What's the definition of a teenager? > God's punishment for enjoying sex. > > Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom? > They'll never see you coming. > > What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? > S&M&M. > > What does Kodak film have in common with condoms? > Both capture the moment. > > Define Transvestite: > A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary! > > Why is being in the military like a blowjob? > The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. > > What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each other's shoulders? > A scrotum pole! > > What's the ultimate in rejection? > When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. > > Why don't debutantes go to orgies? > There'd be too many thank-you notes to write. > > What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot? > ''How come?'' > > What is every Amish woman's private fantasy? > Two Mennonite! > > Why is sex like a game of bridge? > If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner. > > Can you say three two-letter words that denote small? > Is it in? > > What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? > A bingo machine. > > How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? > One... Men will screw anything. boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

I want a tat now !! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

It's one of my goals to have my dolphin by the time I leave uni, like my first BASE etc. boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

It's open !! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

Cool boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems