SkydiveMonkey

Must have missed it. When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

I've never been to a tunnel myself, but I know an instuctor who went to one and he said that it helped him loads, and he's got about 3000 jumps I think. When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem and that he was unable to get his penis erect. After a complete exam the doctor told the man that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a prior viral infection and there was nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he were willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant's trunk in the man's penis. The man thought about it for a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to use his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure, he unzipped his fly and immediately his penis sprang from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll, then returned to his pants. His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said: 'That was incredible. Can you do that again?' With his eyes watering, he replied: 'I think I can, but I'm not sure if I can fit another roll up my arse.' When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

Sounds like a fun mix When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

If started on the floor, that's quite an impressive bounce !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

Vodka is horrible stuff. Now tequila, that's where it's at !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

80GB / month ? Just a little bit then.

Look at that concentration !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

Totally not true. Be interesting if you could. I've seen a serious news report on the net somewhere about this saying that skydivers don't need to breathe in freefall. When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

Is your computer in work set up to accept cookies? You need to accept them for this site. When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

Spacehoppers are quite interesting when you get the right women riding them When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

Don't hit the button more than once

make sure you have the latest drivers installed, and see if that helps When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

The video to "Walk of Life" is wicked !!

Erm.... not sure. Looks like the ripcords been pulled, but nothings happening When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

You mean Dire Straights "Money for Nothing?"

Dude - tell them there's punch and pie - more will come that way When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

Yup. When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

Yeah, the site is running painfully slowly. I know I've posted a lot, but you're a whore Clay !!! It's your fault !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

I've got a Tempo in my rig, but touch wood I haven't had to use it yet !!

I've put 7 jumps in on my hornet 170 now, and I found that I don't need to bother rolling the nose - I just make sure the slider is clover-leafed nicely before I roll the ail about 4 times, and it opens very softly. I psycho packed it the last time I landed, but I haven't had a chance to try it yet. When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

They won't allow it unless it's your own rig? Strange. Any reasons why? When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

Kewl !!! BEER !!! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

Agreed - demo a few canopies at your DZ and see what you think. Remember that things will go wrong and at some point you will go downwind, land off etc. When I grow up, I want to be a post whore