SkydiveMonkey

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  1. I didn't get to jump my first ever pack job, but I've jumped a few other people's, which was fun When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  2. I know canopies like stilettos will hunt for a heading once in a while, but my hornet seems to be doing it a lot. Is this normal for a hornet? (Or is it just my dodgy packing skills ) When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  3. I vote for that SkydiveMonkey bloke !!! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  4. haggis - sheeps heart, lungs, liver boiled in it's own stomach. Tastes like sausages. Mainly cos that's what most sausages are made out of It sounds rank, but it tastes ok. Not one of vegitarians though !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  5. All of the best skydivers do progression Jumping's great isn't it !!!
  6. What exactly makes a 3-ring system incorrectly made? What sort of scope is there for error? When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  7. Like and oxymoron ??!! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  8. You have to back off quite a lot Wendy
  9. It's not just the positions - it's what animals they involve When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  10. Bet I won't see you at my DZ When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  11. got my last exam in uni on the 12th June, then off until october !!! woohoo !!! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  12. The best one I've done is written "Tosser" in sun block on a friend who was sleeping on the beach. Left a great tan line !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  13. As in everyday normal, or Jessica normal ? When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  14. Haha. Nice one When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  15. Good to hear !! I bet it's family were relieved. When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  16. I'd be tempted to wear the hats the other way round !!! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  17. You gotta give me a chance to catch up dude !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  18. First I read Pammi's post and that made me wince. Then I read this !!!! Painful !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  19. Did they get the canopy back ok? Was is suffering from Post Traumatic Stress? When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  20. I'd just be pleased to have my ass on the ground safely after that. I honestly couldn't tell you what I'd say after that though, cos if I say "nah, i'd sort it out myself", I might end up making him pay if that did actually happen. When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  21. Pammi, why do this to us ???!!!! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  22. What if you were looking out of the door, and "fell" out ? When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  23. I've heard of ball-masters in the US making a harness for a cat and letting it go in freefall - apparently the cat falls feet to earth even at terminal !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  24. I remember a few years ago I was at the RAF Staff College in Bracknell (England) and the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight were doing repeated fly-pasts of us for a "display". Awesome sight having the Lancaster fly overhead at about 200 feet with the Spitfire and hurricane !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore
  25. Also, what's difference does it make to Kenny the way that the ducks reproduce? When I grow up, I want to be a post whore