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  1. as a student it was gold with black end cell and a raven 3. the one I'm about to get with my rig is also a raven 3 but all white at it was a reserve at one time with only one jump and never been inflated. 10 years old and the lines are still crisp. even comes in the original box how do you calculate load ratio I forget. oh well, as i always say is it inflates and holds it ok for me women can't live with em and can't live without em
  2. instead of hitting the same key over and over it could just play with the joy stick
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    tat's

    How about a heads down free flier in front at the panti line
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    tat's

    I'VE SEEN TATS OF BABY PICS, BUT FOOT IS ORIGINAL. I LIKE IT. women can't live with em and can't live without em
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    tat's

    good one QuickDraw women can't live with em and can't live without em
  6. and 5 of them will be women Can I watch! can I, can I, can I!!! lesbians nummy- name the movie A- grumpy old men women can't live with em and can't live without em
  7. I don't like the results I wont my money back. I've been with 4.5 women don't ask about the .5 she doesn't count. It says I'll have sex with four people. Q- is that four more or four total? PLEASE tell me it's four more. if it's four total then I'm not going to turn on my AAD the next time I jump and aim for the DZ owner. If it's four more who wants to be number 1.
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    Profile Updates

    YOU THE MAN SANGI women can't live with em and can't live without em
  9. remember the story of the boy who cried wolf? how about the story of the chichenhawk who cried BOOBIES. think about it. women can't live with em and can't live without em
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    tat's

    You could have some kind of jump ship going up the arm. The wings wrapping around it and jumpers going down the arm. Maybe even having them go into some kind of RW formation going around the wrist. women can't live with em and can't live without em
  11. BIG or small I love them all
  12. was my check not good enough? how much did the marsh give? I didn't give part of my car insurance payment to help save the BOOBIES for nothing. If there's anybody from USAA reading this, the checks in the mail. next month he he women can't live with em and can't live without em
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    Military joke

    LMFAO!!!! good one
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    male bashing

    thats the purpose of this post tell the inferior sex(chicks) just what we feel. women can't live with em and can't live without em
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    male bashing

    ADRNALN- Thanks for the idea, but I don't wont to cause anymore problems with her than I already have. You know how women can get when there mad and on the rag. She's a good women just has a few problems with being rejected and dumped. She has a mouth like a hoover if there's anyone in Orlando area or is it Miami she's gone so what do I care HE HE HE[laught] Find em, love em, and forget em
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    male bashing

    If it weren't for men women would all be fat and ugly. Its men who make women skinny and pretty. Fat, lazy, and laying around all day watching lesbian soap operas. It's men that make women what they are. women can't live with em and can't live without em
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    male bashing

    Your welcome for the check I'm glad it could help. I wont forger that you promised me a BOOBIE shot or two. I'm thinking of going to Perris next summer just to see them.
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    male bashing

    Thats what's so great about skydiving women the are care free and and wont nothing more than to show us MEN there BOOBIES and have no strings attached SEX! Can't live with em, can't live without em. pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad
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    male bashing

    We all make bad choices, but some of those bad choices turn into great SEX! This forum isn't about my bad taste its supposed to be MAN vs. boobie. Can't we all just be mean to each other. pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad
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    male bashing

    I don't need protection. Unless I'm F$&*!@% her pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad
  21. homer

    male bashing

    WOMAN- definition- #4 a female servant
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    male bashing

    True but is there anything worth looking at above and below the BOOBIES pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad
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    male bashing

    She would have in a heart beat if I had asked her to. Quote "I would pack up everything and follow you anywhere if you asked me to." I am good A note to all you guys- DO NOT go seeking a women at LOVE@AOL. That was my first mistake. pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad
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    male bashing

    Ok guys I just received an e-mail from an ex of mine who said, "she's getting married" and he treats her better than I ever did. This could not be true or her family and son would not have begged me to stay. The only wrong doing I did was let her say, "I love you" then move cross country and not speak to her for a year. Plus I'm sure I'm not the only guy out there to give a girl a wrong address and number. She also sent me another e-mail titled, "male bashing." Q- What should you do when you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A- Shoot him again. Q- Why do little boys whine? A- They're practicing to be men. Q- How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A - One--he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. Or Alternate answer--Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Q - What do you call a handcuffed man? A - Trustworthy. Q - What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A - You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Q - Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A - Because not one will stop and ask for directions. Q - What's the best way to kill a man? A - Put a six-pack and a naked woman in front of him and ask him to choose Just one. Q - What do men and pantyhose have in common? A - They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch. Q - Why do men whistle while they're on the toilet? A - Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q - What is the difference between men and women? A - A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Q - How does a man keep his youth? A - By giving her money, diamonds, and furs. Q - How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A - Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals." What a B*@#$ I feel like a battle of the sexes forum MAN vs boobie. To start-- Q- Why did the women cross the road? A- Who cares what the HELL was she doing out of the kitchen to begin with.
  25. didn't study for a math test sounds like me I had a midterm today and the other half tomarrow and instead of studying I'm on here. Is there any DZ that will hire a collage flunkey pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad