homer

You people need help

We all have our superstitions and rituals that we go through before every jump. I too get stairs when saying my prayers and some tell me to relax and not to worry. Prayer is a good thing and if something should go wrong GOD will know that before you left the plane your thoughts and heart where directed toward him. God bless all who try to fly like the birds. MARRY CHRISTMAS

What about "I have nothing better to do with my time when I'm not masterbateing, so I whore myself on this site." Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

post pimp or post whore sounds good Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

she looks like a bitch i F^&* once. He's better of without her. I know a sweet lady 33 in miami if he's interested. Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

Polar bear rodeo now thats an idea.

They say any day at the DZ is better than a day at work. That I can agree with. I was at the DZ yesterday and living in south eastern WA, the winter months can be rather cold. To make a long story short it was 30F on the ground, so all the rain puddles from the night before were frozen and at 10,000 it was 15F. The colds not so bad I can handle 15F, it's the 120mph wind chill thats a BITCH! I'm glad they had heat on the ride up this time. So, the question is for you northern jumpers what's to cold for you. All you jumpers in the south FL, TX, AZ, and CA you still wearing tank tops and shorts when you jump? The swoop pond you can now ice skate on. As for me I have neropathy (ner-op-a-thee) a side effect of chemotherapy so when my hands freeze and I cant feel the hacky anymore it's too cold. Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

freaksis- Just tell me when and where and I'll be there!

Think what would happen if you tried to put a cat out of the plane. Thats one pussy I don't want anything to do with.

My heart with you and the best wishes that it turns out to be nothing serious. My dads had several heart surgery and nay be going in soon for a pace maker. His hear starts racing and and drains all his energy. things are looking better for him. Best of luck to you. I'm 23 and a cancer survivor of less than two years. It's don't what your going through, but I can relate with the stress and mixed emotions your feeling. Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

The first plane I fell from was a C130 at 1250ft. The best jump would have to have been from a C5 at 800ft and the craziest was in AZ with winds at 19 nots on the ground. 21 to the hospital 11 by ambulance and 2 medevac. Nobody died so it was still a good jump. To top it all off I was jumping rounds, but none of them had a cool paint job. My vote goes to pink. GOD BLESS THE AIRBORNE!!!!!! Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

I'll try anything once and if I like it I'll do it again.

Dave- I'm fairly new to the site been lurking around since july and been posting for about two months now. This is my 47th post so I'm still a newbie. I have too noticed the post wars between select users some of which have been conducted on some of my threads. I congratulate you on speaking your mind. Your not the first to do this and I'm sure you won't be the last. It's not how you say it, It's how others perceive it. I love DZ.com, but something does need to be done about the unwanted hazing. Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

Braveheart great flick, but for me it would be anything with skydiving and naked woman. Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

I received this email form one of my NCOs, for all you civilians that Non Commissioned Officer. I hope you like.

You say it's on the upper arm and shoulder. No problem talk to the tatoo artist and find things to distract your attention from the job at hand. Thats what I did only felt a small ache the next day. A hint after its all over with don't itch it no matter how bad you want to do it don't itch it. Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

adrnaln- I hear where your coming from. Most have the love and respect in their hearts, but just don't show it untel the words are need to be said. Most of the time their said after some tramadic event has happened. An example most don't think of cops as not much more than dounut eating ticket writers. You hate them when you get a ticket, but you love them when one has given their life in the line of duty or when their helping you in a time of need. Everybody feels different about something depending on the mood and situation. But we all as a whole deep down feel the same. We respect those who put their lives on the line everyday for the good of mankind it's just not said till it's to late. As a proposal to all who read this tell someone who is over worked, under paid and under appreciated what a good job their doing. Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

kids say the best things.

Craps isn't my game, but roulette is. I'm a cards dealer in a casino dealing BJ and and poker Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

Snif Snif Snif well said minschalke as a disabled vet and current reservist the next case is on me. Of all that you said nothing gets to me more than to see someone flying Old Glory and to see her torn. just the other day I drove by the same truck and he still was flying the same flag in the back of his truck. This flag is frayed around the edges and the stripes are now flying indevidually it is that torn up. I was so tempted to fallow him to where ever he was going and demand that he remove it. I have already told a shop owner to remove there flag that as a disabled vet I was offended by the sight that I saw and for him to remove it at once. He looked at me like I had lost my marbles. when I left his business he still had done nothing about this tragady. The other day I had a lady ask me why do you fly the flag at half mast. My chin hit the floor and I was almost at a loss for words. This should be taught in school. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

If you want to worship another actor froggies dad is one. talk to her may be she could get you a date with him. HE HE HE Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

hey 3- you have good taste the skin pics of her are a 10

My first time was on a bathroom floor

As we used to say in the AIRBORNE it's a hell of a way to die. Have and of you ever herd the song "blood in the risers?" My last few seconds alive I would probably be saying oooooooohhhhhhhhSSSSSHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII as i use the rigger who packed my chute to brake my fall the sorry SOB. If your gonna go leave your mark for all to remember.

As of 1:30pm pacific time, its now raining so no more dreams of snow jumps. It's puddle swooping time! Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.