homer

if you have to ask you don't need to know. I suggest you skip that rank and go straight to lord of the forums. a pooh-bah is a kick in the teeth just like corprol in the Army. Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

back atcha! Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

There could be some good money to be made in making holiday skydiving ornaments. Picture it a skydiving easter bunny or a free flying pilgrim.

freeflir29- Homer Simpson you making fun of my screen name? Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

Gooooo USA USA USA!!!!!!!! What are we ranked as far as STDs and AIDS goes? Think about it. Wrap the stump before you hump. Unless you like the the burn. aaahhhhhhhhhhh nothing like pissing razor blades first thing in the morning to wake you up. Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

mountainman- Does Warren Miller Come to Atlanta? He was here showing his new movie Cold Fusion last month. It kicked ASS

So what's the whether in your neck of the woods? We got about 6 inches and it's still snowing up here in south east, WA If you got sun

This sucks! A beautiful day for skydiving

Would you believe me if I told you I jump a bed sheet and belly mounted pillow reserve.

The server time about now is around 10:45 am and I live on the west coast in WA (USA). That would be a 3 hour difference, so my question is would my offset time be a + or - 3 hours. Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

"Why don't we get DRUNK and SCREW I just bought a water bed it's filled up for me and you - Mr. Jimmy Buffet Beware of the toes you step on today for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow.

Paint ball and skydiving put the two together and what do you get. One hell of a fun and painful jump. Anybody interested?

Thanks a bunch I had that much figured out already. I have had multiple sex partners and watched some too.

Do either of them have kids? I was doing a a chick 10 years older than me and she had a son 11. Great kid but I'm to young to be a father figure to the little man. Do what makes you happy and make her cream. Just be honest and tell them you have another. It sounds crazy but honesty really does work for some woman. Good luck The things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take.

I'm looking for a wild and crazy dropzone to relocate too and since I'm new to this skydiving after hours parting stuff. I was hopping some of you could shed some light on what really goes on after the plain is put to bed and the beer light is light. The dropzone I currently jump at is boring no fun after hours. They say the city wont allow alcohol and barbecuing without the proper permits. Fuck that Shit!!! So who has the best happy hour? What kinda shit is happening? Besides sling shotting your self with bungee cords on a creeper a crossed the hanger floor and breaking your collar bone. he he he I'm all eyes for the sex stories. Lets Party First rounds on me :) PS- how do you put the faces into the text?

To answer the question (E) none of the above. I love the winter holidays, I hate to buy gifts but love to receive them. I can see how it upsets you with all this joy and spirit of giving to others just to see a smile on their face. Think of it as the perfect time to get all new gear from the ones you love and cash to use for jumping. The holidays aren't so bad scrooge. The holidays mean snow and ski season, eggnog and a salvation army bell ringer at every store entrance. PS- I don't recommend sticking the family jewels with a fork. Some things were never meant to be pierced. Blue Skies and Happy Holidays

The problem is when I go to check my E-mail it says invalid folder ID and give me a folder number. What can I do to fix the problem and get a valid ID number. Homer

Sniff Sniff very well put. It was foggy that night and I had to work. Yet, I was making jump money so all was well for me. The stars are always dancing in my head. "Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket...." what movie is this opening line from. Blue skies and bright stars

Freeflir29 chill out and I can spell. Its hard to finish a post when your at school in a lecture and the teach catches you chatting and boots you off line in front of the class. To finish me message Slappie I know its got to be tough for you, been there with my leg and currently watching a fellow jumper go through the same thing only he's lucky to be alive after his mid air collision and burning in. Get well soon and take it easy. Speaking from experience the alcohol may dull the pain but it only slows the heeling. Blue Skies

Since when do we skydivers, the sharks of the sky talk to the whuffo land walker. Well I guess it would be ok if she puts out. HE He He He He!!!!!!

Can you say tandem!!! He he he he.... Should have tucked and rolled. Look on the bright side you can now lay there and let her do all the work in bed. No more missionary for you.

Since you cant go and see him. Send him a few skin pics of yourself and a couple of pron mags. Its cold down there its sure to worm him up. Don't forget the lubrication after six months he'll need it. Send me a couple of the pics while your at it

I find it a must to say a little prayer before the door opens. It seams all the jumps that I haven't said one on something has gone wrong whether it be a bad exit, poor body posture that causes me to spin or potato chip or have a bad landing. Maybe its just me, either way what's wrong with a prayer. It makes me relax and focus on the jump ahead, plus I am jumping out or a perfectly good airplane and spitting in deaths face. Do what works for you there's nothing wrong with superstition.

Freeflier29 Don't join the army I can see why you were in the air force how hard could that have been. Was the navy too tough for you too. I'm proud of the ARMY and all the other branches. At least you served your country there's a plus for you. Bewaire of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ass you kiss tomorrow Blue Sky's Scott

Jabeln79- I too was in the 82nd AIRBORNE, the only place to be in the Army It was the best three years of my life. If your truely serious about jumping its the place to be. With three DZ's in 50 miles you couldn't ask for more. With the 82nd free fall club, the Golden knights and green beret club there is plenty of oppertunities to improve your skills and possibly get onto one of the teams. Become a riggar and the army will teach you everything you need to know about a round canopy, in addition how to prepair vehicles and other equipment to be air dropped. If your interested in a very competitive and eliet group go for the Golden Knights, You need a minimum of a 125 jumps at the time of application turn in. One of my good buddies was a Golden Knight. If you pass all qualifications and are selected then you must commit to the group and army for three years Not to bad since you will spend most of it traveling around the country and world doing demonstrations. If skydiving is your passion then come on over to the states. I never started sport jumping till after I got out and wish I had taken advantage of the oppertunities I had had when I was in. Then I would rather drink then do anything now I'd rather jump than drink scarry, isn't it? Good luck on whatever you choose, but remember one thing when jumping a round keep your feet and knees together and don't reach for the ground. Blue Sky's Scott Petersen AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY!!!!