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  1. I still do the same thing since I can't afford to lose the other. Bite Me
  2. homer

    Children?

    I now have three nieces and no kids of my own. Samantha 3, sydney 2, alexandra 2 months. Samantha loves her uncle Scott (that's me) you ask her what uncle Scott does and she says, "AIRBORNE"
  3. So what your saying is if you tell someone to kiss your ass they should kiss your thumb? I to have lost a very important part of me too. read my first post if you haven't already. sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't Bite Me
  4. I'm still a newbie to the sport with only 34 sport jumps and 24 round. I would have to say it was my first RW jump. I gave the call and Vern and I went out. once stable I looked up and there was jason coming down to us. He leveled with us, slid around Vern and docked on my right. They broke away did a 360 and docked back. To see jason come down and slip around Vern, then dock was the shit. It's no big deal now but that was my 14th jump and the first jump with another jumper in the air. Those few seconds made every thing I had gone through to that point worth it. I had at that moment fofilled a dream
  5. You don't have to post anything you don't want to. It takes guts to admit that you still aren't ready to talk about it. As for anybody who tries to go and make a thread about another's missfortion will have several people to deal with. What is written in this thread should stay in this thread. Bite Me
  6. How far would a little toe licking get me
  7. THAT WAS YOU YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK [FLAIRING NOSTRINS] Just joking I'd have said the same thing but I know what they go through so I'm usually a nice guy and give them a break
  8. homer

    read and find out

    Now Now I get very offensive when people start bad mouthing Rosy and her sisters Bite Me
  9. homer

    read and find out

    You only have 5 more posts to go so you'll be own here real soon Bite Me
  10. homer

    read and find out

    I would just like to say this is number 300 post I am now an old hand thank you all. I guess I owe BEER for this. Bite Me
  11. homer

    funny!!!!

    HA HA HA I don't get it? sounds like a good light, but how fast does it suck down the batteries. ha ha did you cetch the inuendo Bite Me
  12. I can't wait that long. plus the last girl I was dating would never relax enought to really enjoy it. I had to work to get that girl off. Bite Me
  13. True but I need to get my cookies once in a while. I like it when I give her a really good orgasm that soaks everything and she get emberrassed by the mess she made. Orgasms like that you know your doing it right
  14. would you have to claim the payment as earned income or is it tax exempt since it's for scientific study. Do they provide assistance or would I be required to bring my own. Bite Me
  15. The moment of orgasm after really great sex Bite Me
  16. droowling Now I'm getting a chubby thanks a lot. What I wouldn't give to grab her... now I'm horny and have nobody to F*ck Nice pic
  17. Congrats you want to pay some of mine
  18. you must be from montana the land where little boys take their sheep to bed like little girls take their dolls. Bite Me
  19. Nice pics sangiro where were they taken? Bite Me
  20. My grandfather lives in boring Bite Me
  21. There's "lizard lick" NC Bite Me
  22. As the british would say piss off. hooked on phonics didn't work for me that and the DZ.com spell check needs a major up date on its dictionary. Have you seen my baseball?
  23. I like to be the center of attention and well who doesn't look at a skydiver when there coming down. that and I always wanted to fly like a bird so I figure skydiving was as close as I could get. I figure I'm going to hell for all the bad things I've done in my life so the plane ride up makes me feel good getting a little closer to heaven. Have you seen my baseball?
  24. For BOOBIES SEX BEER Have you seen my baseball?