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  1. [on wood] knock knock knock [/on wood] I pull at 4000' when the day comes I should have a problem I will tell you my hard deck, because I will post it with BEER. Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you KISS tomarrow.
  2. When you godda go you godda go. I'm ready anytime even though there is so much I still want to do. I beat beat cancer and finished Chemo this time 2 years ago so I dint think he will be back anytime soon. When I do go I would like it to be a combination of sex and skydiving. As long as I have a hardon thats all that matters
  3. homer

    I went big!

    Congrats!!! Don't forget you owe BEEEER for this.
  4. you da man Clay GOD BLESS ALL US JUMPERS
  5. It's my BIRTHDAY TOO!!!!!!!
  6. Clay- Do you really want to leave a job where you do nothing but whore on DZ.com all day and get paid for it or do you want to take the cash and a new job that wont allow any whoring. Think of what is important cash for jumping or keeping your king- of- the- whores status. GOD BLESS ALL US JUMPERS
  7. did you know those that brag about having a big one are usually covering up the insecurity of having a small one. GOD BLESS ALL US JUMPERS
  8. Come to SE Washington the weather is upper 60's to mid 70's and winds holding 3 to 8 mph. Oh did I mention BLUE SKIES
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    The good Ol' Days

    ok whatever you say
  10. Am I supposed to be seeing black dots? Please say yes
  11. Billy~ thanks for the offer to go with you all but DAMB my D-bag and pilot chute still haven't come in. Worst of all I have to work. Who likes to gamble? Come into the casino and I'll buy you a drink. Anybody in the Tri-Cities WA area? GOD BLESS ALL US JUMPERS
  12. If the windows are as big as you say they are then your not the only one getting a peep show. Ask around about her that's what neighbors are for. Maybe you should get a stair master or a tread mill yourself. You never know she may like to watch too.
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    The good Ol' Days

    I agree with you Rino spill the beans even if everybody has herd about your antics before. Like there was this time I smoked a little kaniknik and pissed on my past out friend or the time I had sex in the females bathroom and others were still using it wondering what all the noise was. GOD BLESS ALL US JUMPERS
  14. homer

    The good Ol' Days

    And you can still see the ass marks in the leather.
  15. I'm a full time college student who deals cards in a local Casino 3 nights a week and does the Army Reserve thing one weekend a month. GOD BLESS ALL US JUMPERS
  16. homer

    The good Ol' Days

    Do you have any Pics then
  17. homer

    The good Ol' Days

    Clay and a center fold these are supposed to be real stories Clay. GOD BLESS ALL US JUMPERS
  18. homer

    The good Ol' Days

    Just reading ShortBuses post and it got me thinking of my old High School days. Just figured I'd start a post and have every body share there greatest memmories here's one from my junior Prom. Picture it 1996 a cool may evening and the seats are laid down in the back of my car.
  19. ShortBus you the man [trophy] Nice BOOBIES!!!!! GOD BLESS ALL US JUMPERS
  20. Picture it 1996 a cool may evening and the seats are laid down in the back of my car.
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    sad news

    Blue skies bro. You will be missed. No AAD!!! It's pays for itself the first time you use it. I don't jump without one. GOD BLESS ALL US JUMPERS
  22. This weekend was the best weather we have had in months!!!
  23. I'm going to have to try that one. GOD BLESS ALL US JUMPERS
  24. I always did like it rough. May is my month and he likes the bondage. GOD BLESS ALL US JUMPERS
  25. Clay does this all the time,