homer
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Her name wouldn't happen to be samantha would it? She look a lot like a girl I slept with a couple of times in Fayettville NC. The things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take.
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Platypus there is a good dz screen name
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Platypus there is a good dz screen name
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8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9. Give up and use crescent wrench. What does a women know about wrenches. GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!!!!! The things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take.
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8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9. Give up and use crescent wrench. What does a women know about wrenches. GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!!!!! The things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take.
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Where the beers always cold and everybody knows your name
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Where are the PICs? The things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take.
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Where are the PICs? The things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take.
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Make me you foxy momma you[horny] The things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take.
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So was the last girl I was with. Not true she was only 10 years older. you know what they say the older the berry the sweeter the juice
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Except for the cloud cover today it's been in the 40's here in Washington state that is not Washington DC for you east coast folk. The things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take.
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There good why? you asking my out for a sunset heads down jump or something? They could be even better if you were here
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PUT A WARNING ON THAT ATTACHMENT NEXT TIME!!!! geeze now I godda go disinfect my eyes The things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take.
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I'm a wendy's men myself
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sorry i get a little defensive sometimes. please forgive me. The things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take.
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Its never my fault! just because I shuffle the loaf doesn't mean it's my fault. It's always the person who cut the card or third base for taking the bust card. IT'S NEVER THE DEALERS FAULT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY CARDS!!!!!!! The things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take.
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What's a pet peeve? Just joking Mine has to do with the customers at work, so if you don't deal cards in a casino like I do, then you wouldn't understand. sorry The things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take.
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They all matter to me honest
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The things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take. That and never refuse a free beer even if it comes in a green bottle, always open a door for a lady, and you only remember your first and last lay so all the ones in between don't matter a thing. Boys have a penis Girls have a vagina
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"One big drunk happy family" sounds good to me- CHEERS Boys have a penis Girls have a vagina
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I believe the term is smeghead or git. I watch the red dwarf reruns too. Boys have a penis Girls have a vagina
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Holly Shit that is funny You know where i could get a hold of one. Boys have a penis Girls have a vagina
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college or skydiving. you pay for skydiving, make them pay for college. Now you can have two people to pack your chute for you.
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And I thought you had no life other than DZ.com. That's six languages more than me. Five if you include my four letter word french vocabulary. I can see why your the HEAD- HONCHO sangiro. Boys have a penis Girls have a vagina
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You never forget the first time. Just like sex