homer

Who wants to spit the wishbone. Can I have a breast please. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Thats why I live 5 and 18 miles from my 2 DZ. I just stick my head out the window and if things don't look good I go back to bed.

There is a 150 on now and there was 146 the other day and that was just those not logged in. CSA #699 Muff #3804

It's in the talkback from about a month ago happy hunting. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Thanks mama

I've been told the same thing as well as I should be relaxed. I guess I should do more track dives and try them both to see which feels the best. CSA #699 Muff #3804

I was just wondering if anybody has herd anything about the free t- shirts that VS 1 wind tunnel was giving away. I know they did the promotional drawing about a month or so ago and posted the winners. Where the Hell is mine! I was on the winners list. Has anybody received there's yet? CSA #699 Muff #3804

School will not be an issue since I have decided to take spring quarter off to attend the boogie. So I will see you there I April. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Where are you looking forward or between your feet? I have been told to look forward and keep the same position as you mention. The other way is to bend slightly forward at the waist and look between your feet to watch the other jumpers with hands at the side and toes pointed down. A problem I have is I always seem to have a turn. Is this due to a foot not being pointed strait. Is this turn also a clue that I am in fact getting forward speed. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Try messing with your who knows you could do some damage and get lucky. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Remember its better to have to much ID than not enough. CSA #699 Muff #3804

I have always had a problem with tracking. The problem I have is I don't get any forward speed or I end up porpising. I keep getting told different ways to track and was wondering what you all do. CSA #699 Muff #3804

2 jumps no beer and no sex one 10 meters past the peas circle. The other 5 miles away across a big river into another county with a nice stand up landing into a farmers field. Want to read more read my F*#$&D up spots post. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Blue skies big guy CSA #699 Muff #3804

Congrats and beer is on you. I guess it's time to update your profile then. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Just out of curiosity, but is that a prosthetic leg your wearing or just a leg brace? NOT trying to be rude or anything I just think its great to have someone here who has one is all. You could become very popular with the ladies CSA #699 Muff #3804

Well hello there Mindy your looking lovely today. My name is Scott everybody around here calls me Homer, but you can call me Scott.

Thanks Mary I have already done that and I am now on his mailing list. I was just wanting to make travel arrangements is all. CSA #699 Muff #3804

For those in the Pacific Northwest (Washington) area Richland Skysports in Richland, WA is having a monthly caravan boogie the last weekend of every month until April. The next scheduled one is Nov. 30- Dec. 1. They also have a cessna 206 and twin bonanza as well. There were about 50 jumpers last month with a hell of a party to fallow. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Is that something we can view from the pub? You know we could do an American Pie thing. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Good for you Now you can laugh at all those who have to take that one last drag before boarding the plane and then end up weezing all the way to altitude. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Anybody ever been to Lizard lick NC? CSA #699 Muff #3804

That wouldn't happen to be Weed CA would it? CSA #699 Muff #3804

Yesterday was a FUCKED up jump day. I only did 2 of the 3 lifts done yesterday before things were closed down. I'm going to be a bit long winded about this so please bare with me. The fog had finally lifted enough to get a first load up about noon. On the way up we asked to pilot for an upper wind reading. The shit was blowing 46 mph plus at just over 5.5K. We compensated and all went good for the jump except the one cutaway we had with everybody but the one who went for the main landed at the DZ or next to. It was her first and she got her reserve out just below a grand. The next lift we had a new pilot and he had no clue of the uppers and how fast they were blowing. Well the first group went out and I got ready for my rodeo jump and we went out. Not looking at the ground and after a few tumbles I let go. HOLLY SHIT! we over a mile and a half past the DZ so we both started tracking back to the DZ. No luck going into a 46 MPH head wind. Well my buddy threw out at 6K and knowing we had planned to pull at 3.5K I thought something was wrong so I pulled too. He was fine just thought he would have a better chance to get back if he was under canopy WRONG! If you can't track into the wind there is no way in hell we were going to do it under canopy. Well I looked down and the other group was landing at a high school 2 miles from the DZ right into a soccer game. As for me I'm still 4K above and drifting over the Columbia river (For those that know there rivers it's in the nations top 5 largest). Front risers didn't do a thing so I said screw it and ran with the wind across the 1/4 mile wide river and into another county. I picked my landing missed it by a half mile due to the winds and opted for a farmers field after burning off another 1K doing spirals. Well the winds did a 180 at just under 2K and I went for a nice freshly plowed field to land in. I stood it up but my buddy did a face plant. We got lucky with a farmer who herd the pilot talking about wayward jumpers on his aviation radio and came to give us a ride back to the DZ. In all we landed around 5 miles away. It was 15 by truck to get back. To make things worse and this is where the post gets its title. The next lift was spotted by the DZO who took my place on the load and had not jumped yet that day didn't correct the pilot and sent everybody out. Nobody crossed county lines but the nearest landing jumper was a mile away at a school and his buddy with only 62 jumps had to do a 90* hook into a construction site for his landing. He later said it was his first hook & swoop and he had never been so scared jumping before. The rest landed 2 miles farther into town and had to land on a main street in front of cars stopped at a red light. They called to DZ from Jiffy Lube to give there location. In the end we had quite the interesting day with 1 reserve ride, 2 landing in another county, a 62 jump newbie hooking his diablo 170 into a construction site and to top it all off there was only 1 beer left in the fridge. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Isn't there a limit to how many times a person can have plastic surgery? It looks like his outer shrink rap layer is starting to peel off. How do you spell that word that were not allowed to say about adults and little kids. CSA #699 Muff #3804