homer
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I have a chick at work who is always complaining her chest hurts too. Only on brake instead of vapor rub she pulls out her breast pump and milks herself.
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Not work safe thank you CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Had some dude up from Arizona last year and he hadn't jumped in about 6 months so the DZO had him do a hop-n-pop. The dude was pissed because he had a couple thousand jumps and felt he didn't need to do no damb hop-n-pop that he should be able to go right up to full altitude with everyone else. Well the DZO put him out and had him hang from the wing strut (cessna 185) like a student. Get this when he let go he gave the DZO a double birdie and then fell to 2000 and pulled. By the time the DZO got down the dude had already gotten into his car and left. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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I love henry's reserve
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And your not going to offer any to the rest of us. Thats ok we know where you jump You just watch your back next time you do a FIRST
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I got a friend of mine who just moved to Vegas to be a packer at the new DZ there. Her name is Kati or K8 as she likes to call herself. She is a big freeflier CSA #699 Muff #3804
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It's a good thing because I would have felt bad turning down such a pretty face. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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coffee nasty cant stand the smell, taste or the post stank ass breath. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Canook beer I haven't found one yet I liked. Moose Head is nasty CSA #699 Muff #3804
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I know how you feel my older brother just started a month or two ago training for the US skeleton team. He's headed hack to Salt Lake in a month for a sled pushing camp. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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I saw it too not a bad flick. I do have to say whats her name the main character looked damb good after she made herself over. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Go for the tequila
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Now that I have your attention What kind of beer are you drinking now. I just finished a Henry Weinhard's Northwest Trail -Blond Lager- not bad
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My home DZ is about 5 miles away and my second local DZ is about 17 miles away. I feel for you all who literally have to make it a trip just to get to the DZ. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Dude Salvador Dali rocks. try looking at his art fried on acid not that I have ever done that. He must have been on something when he does his paintings. I like the abstract and serialist styles. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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They turned my old biker bar into a strip joint. The old West Side Taps and Billiards now West Side Dolls over on Yadkin Rd. What a shame CSA #699 Muff #3804
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I had been seeing a woman who was almost 13 years older than me. I'm 24 and she is 36 with 3 kids one of which is 18 and just graduated highschool. That was interesting meeting him for the first time. "Hi i'm your moms boyfriend and your what 5 years younger than me? Oh we should get along just fine." CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Yeper there in Tacoma checking a back yard of an old Ft. Lewis soldier. They took a tree stump away as it may have been used for target practice. the entire back yard is a giant grid that there combing over with metal detectors. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Isn't there usually a party after a funeral. Or has it just been the ones I've been to. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Most people I talk to don't really care and wish I would shut up about it. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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you must be a freeflyer CSA #699 Muff #3804
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i feel like i am gonna snap and rip somebodies head off!!
homer replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
Masterbate it works for me CSA #699 Muff #3804 -
You could always have it thrown out the door and the first one to it gets to keep it. OH did I mention nobody is wearing a chute upon exit. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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SORRY for what you have all the right to rub it in You worked hard for the privilege to say I HOLD A WORLD RECORD, me and 130 other women.
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HA HA HA HA HA CSA #699 Muff #3804