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I'm just whoring to raise my numbers. It's OK Gia I'm not upset that you have no love for me. If I really wanted to be in everyones pics I wouldn't have been the one offering to take the picture for others. CSA #699 Muff #3804

All I know is I still had a NICE view from the dock. CSA #699 Muff #3804

I tend to find a lot of graven in my canopy on those weekly Wednesday night Hit-n-chug jumps. I find more when I miss the peas and have to drag my canopy to get to my beer. CSA #699 Muff #3804

NO, NO, I wouldn't want you to bother you. I now know you were just being polite and wanted another beer from my cooler when you called me your friend. You can get Jess but not me Shit I was always within an arms reach of her. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Why must you be so mean to me. What have I done to receive such flaming? Is your self esteem so low that your forced to put me down to make yourself feel more like a man. CSA #699 Muff #3804

I am so going to laugh at you if that clip doesn't make the video. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who are you kidding, Dave, he'll give you some reason to laugh at him either way soon enough. You know me I'm always willing to do say or do something stupid to make someone laugh. CSA #699 Muff #3804

I spoke with the guy who is producing the video and he was hopping for a 90 day release but I wouldn't expect it until the early to mid November. I believe he is a jumper from Davenport, WA. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Nice Dave I help save a place for your camper and you cant even include me in a single pic. And you said you were my friend . I would have to say my tent mate was looking good in her pics. CSA #699 Muff #3804

True, but my dumbness will make the LP video and that to me is worth the pain I still have in my ribs. CSA #699 Muff #3804

You will have to wait and see the video. I will give you a hint it required me to jump from something moving at 25mph. I got the wind knocked out of me and my right hip/ ribs still hurt. I'm on the LP video and thats what matters. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Now emagin how cold it was up there about 40F and wearing gloves. I was afraid to drop it as I was shivering with skydivers a 1,000 feet below. Dropping an empty can is almost harmless but a full can would have killed. It still was a sight to see. I will do it again next year with the exception I will have two beers. CSA #699 Muff #3804

I did it this year and ended up on the C207 and we went out at 14K agl thats 17.5K asl. I was the last person to land who made it back. Our pilot only new that the air craft were in front and below us. We went out over the mountains and NOT the valley. Thank god we were 1K feet higher than everyone else or I would have been one of the many who didn't make it back. I only had room for one beer in my pocket other wise I would have loved to of gotten a pic of the sunset. Truly something I will not soon forget. As for the beer it tasted great at 12k. LP is a one of a kind Boogie. CSA #699 Muff #3804

JD- hows the neck? My ribs still hurt from jumping off the boat. Chet- remember next year when you go what happens at Prairie stays at Prairie including JD and my stupid stunts. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Let me add I have been away for the last two years and do not know what has happened to the cat or if it is still around. Call it what you want but my father is on the humane society board who works along with animal control. They would only capture the cat and then put it down so as animal control put it, save us some time and take care of the problem yourself. It's all water under the bridge now. As for picking a fight with neighbor McNasty for shooting your cat you 1) confront him, 2) let them know you will notify the authorities if it happens again and have it documented when you do, 3) call the authorities and report him for cruelty to animals. Being the second offense he should either be ticketed or arrested. I'm a pretty passive person for the most part so starting a fight is only going to cause more problems for the both of you in the long run. Take pictures of the cats wounds and use the legal system is what I would do if it were my cat. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Now my parents have a dog and a doggie door so he can go outside on his own. The neighbor has a cat that has on more than one occasion found his way into there house and used it as a litter box. The cat was even lock in for a week when they were out of town and locked up the doggie door. It was in my room when I came home from work at 3 am when I chased him out he ran strait for the doggie door and out side. He was even hiding under there bed one night till the dog sniffed him out. Now, I don't know about you but if the neighbors cat comes into my house and pisses all over it I'm gonna shoot the little fuck and I have more than once with the BB gun. I'm still pissed I droped a 30 yard shot from my compound bow a foot shot of hips chest one evening. As for the talking to the neighbor like civilized adults and his cat pissing in the house. Already tried he says he can't control what his cat does and where he pisses. Plus he's a drunk who enjoys starting fights with the neighbors. Sorry, in this case the cat must go. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Amazon gives GREAT hugs as long as your drunk and don't try to struggle when she picks you up off your feet you wont get hurt. She did a nice job of cracking my back the second hug. CSA #699 Muff #3804

I would have to agree but some of us did some pretty stupid things and it should be posted so the rest of us can laugh and call them a dumb ass. I will admit I was one of the stupid stunt people. What can I say I did it to make the Boogie Video. CSA #699 Muff #3804

With a rig like that you will never have to worry about someone trying to steal it and if a blind jumper ever did I'm sure it will quickly be recovered. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Since everyone is throwing around on getting new toys I might as well add to the toast. I got my NEW/ slightly used L160 two days ago. For those who aren't on the emailing list I was the lucky one who bought Paul Bliss canopy. Since the topic is tail pockets just how important are they. Are they more of an added item for personal preference or is there any sort of a requirement on certain types of loads. CSA #699 Muff #3804

I totally agree with you. I have been to SDH once and SD Spaceland twice. If you want a big DZ setting with a small DZ atmosphere SDH is the place. The people there welcome newcomers with open arms. Now I love Spaceland as well but because its such a BIG DZ a newcomer could easily not be noticed. If your an out going person you could find someone to jump with. I'm not as out going so it took some time for someone to approach me and to welcome me into to group. There both great places visit them both and you decide. I'd personally take the one closer to home. CSA #699 Muff #3804

damb DOD computers it wont let me see your link. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Thanks Dave what would I do without you. I know land off and in another county again. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Thanks for the link. Now nobody is going to post and contribute to my attempt at whoreing. CSA #699 Muff #3804

I HATE THOSE F&*$%@G WOLF SPIDERS. There one of the only spiders who carry there young after they hatch. I squished one on the porch one morning while getting the paper. Well I didn't have my contacts in and freaked when all these little things went running about from under my foot. As for camel spiders a good one is a dead one on the bottom of someone elses boot. CSA #699 Muff #3804

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