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This is a long story, of the one truly crazy person I knew. Mr. H grew up with an alcoholic dad who used to howl at the moon when it was full. He, his mother, and his sister would hide in the bathtub on those nights. Mr. H's dad would tie him up to a bed frame, beat his back raw with a belt, then throw salt on it. Mr. H's dad did that alot. Mr. H started sleeping in the basketball gym at night, to get away from his dad. Spent his nights dribbling the ball up and down the stairs. The year he graduated high school, Mr. H was his state's most sought after basketball player. Mr. H didn't do well academically. Ended up in Vietnam. He reached a point where officers no longer fucked with him. When he looked them in the eye and told them he would shoot them, they believed him. Mr. H came back from Vietnam. Ended up living on the streets of an American city. Somehow, found love from a woman, and they lived in my apartment building. That's how I met Mr. H. He actually taught me quite a bit about life, things that I really needed to know at that time. I feel extremely fortunate to have met the man. I lived in that building for about 3 years. I'll never forget the night Mr. H heard a scream from the front of our building. He grabbed his cane, went outside and found a rape about to happen. It was a large man trying to drag a woman down an alley. He stopped the guy, cold, by breaking this heavy duty cane over the guy's head. You see, Mr. H's adrenaline system worked REALLY well. You could have shot Mr. H in the heart, and he still would have gotten to you. The bad guy didn't realize that. For the next 3 days, Mr. H was as gray as I've ever seen a human being. Literally gray. This is a true story. We are all engines of karma

And that was after watching some of his porn movies. I've heard the Kim Jong Il has the largest porn collection in the world. And, he wants to win an Oscar for directing a movie. It's simply unbelievable that the main premise of NK's political framework is - Kim Jong Il is a god on this earth. They are crazy. I'm sorry, hungry and crazy. We are all engines of karma

Isn't that justifiable homicide? And, how did he get your pants down in the first place? We are all engines of karma

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I have NEVER been accussed of that, and I mean EVER!!! And those voices, they won't go away!!! And, on top of it, I'm actually starting to hang out in the Bonfire!!! WTF!!! We are all engines of karma

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What a strange culture... We are all engines of karma

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I doubt China and Russian will do anything effective in this situation. Having millions of starving brain-washed refugees streaming into your country is a serious consideration for them. After all, that's what diplomacy is all about, right? We are all engines of karma

Has anyone mentioned that Clinton got a blow job, yet? We are all engines of karma

Get a water spayer and use it on her when she's doing something she shouldn't. We are all engines of karma

Great read! Thanks for posting it. We are all engines of karma

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Once you have children together, you best work it out. We are all engines of karma

Did anyone mention that Bill Clinton got a blow job? We are all engines of karma

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You're right. Hotel operators in NYC are not dumb. Some days I love it, and some days I hate it. Very rarely is it in between. We are all engines of karma

They're just TIGER BAIT! GEAUX TIGERS!!! We are all engines of karma

Woodlawn High School, Baton Rouge, LA. We are all engines of karma