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  1. regulator
    I voted hell yes!... of course this could have something to do with the fact that I don't have any kids...unless you count my two dogs as kids.
  2. regulator
    Scott Peterson? Thought he was in jail for killing his pregnant wife...
  3. regulator
    Well isnt the early form of fertalizer basically made out of crap? It helped blossom flowers and plants...so it can't be all that bad for us...I'm not saying its finger licking good by any means though... but if it grows plants faster then there could be a method to the madness.
  4. regulator
    This happened to me while I was on student status. Once I deployed, I found myself in a turn to the left. I thought about trying to clear it via pulling the handles, but I was afraid I'd forget my hands were in the toggles when I cut away. So I ditched it. I was reaching for the reserve handle when the RSL kicked in. I now know I would try and do two toggle pumps before giving up on it, but at the time I didnt want to screw around. I'm wondering if this was a bad decision since when I cut away I was still at around 3,500 to 4,000 feet. Perhaps still being on student status I did the right thing. But what I will stick with is that I knew something was wrong and I knew I didnt initiate the turn on my own accord so I initiated EP's.
  5. regulator
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Dated_a_Robot Yeah sure why not. Look we men love you ladies! WE really really do...but...let's face it. Getting a "hot" girl is just way too much work! Look good, smell good, right shoes, say the right things.......ah frack it. I'll just buy Cherry 2000
  6. regulator
    A new study from University of Arizona professor Charles Gerbar shows that nearly three quarters of American shopping carts, where people buying groceries put their food and babies, have fecal matter on them. According to Gerbar, that's more fecal matter than found in a typical public bathroom. Gerbar and his team swabbed 85 carts in four different states to yield their results: 72 percent of carts tested positive for fecal matter and half were laced with E.coli. As you might imagine, much of the bacteria was found on the carts' handles. Something to think about next time you're handling produce Whole Foods. http://www.good.is/post/warning-seventy-two-percent-of-grocery-carts-have-fecal-matter-on-them/
  7. regulator
    I had some issues but I didnt get brainlock and I think your AFF-I was contributing to a bit of your spin. I'm no expert and your AFF-I will know how to handle it but I'm skinny and I HAVE to nail my arch on exit otherwise I get unstable. ARCH as hard as you can and get your dick into the dirt. Keep it up. You'll be fine.
  8. regulator
    I dont think you can go wrong with any of the following DZ's Perris Elsinore Skydive Arizona Skydive Spaceland Skydive Deland Zhills Cross Keys Skydive Dallas South Texas, Florida, and California are pretty good for year round jumping
  9. regulator
    Of course you cant go wrong with this one either... Prodigy: Smack my bitch up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BpfydZdTE0&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3Dprodigy%2Bsmack%2Bmy%2Bbitch%2Bup%26aq%3Df&has_verified=1
  10. regulator
    Tool: Prison Sex http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5sIXUbMgF0
  11. regulator
    Ok so speaking of Rohypnol I had to get a deep cleaning at the dentist and I personally despise paying money for other people to make me feel like shit. I asked the dental assistant if there was an option for her to slip me a roofie and wake me up when it was all done...I told her I didnt even care if I woke up and found my pants unzipped just as long as she told me it was her that did it...I said if I find the dentist with my junk in his hand he's getting punched in the balls....somehow she didnt find it as funny as i did.
  12. regulator
    How do you run OUT of internet? Or was it restricted? Although if that were the case you wouldnt be posting on DZ.com
  13. regulator
    Or you mean, Old Navy. But it could just as easily be any metrosexual. ----------------------------------------------------------- Seriously? The gay guys I know wouldnt be caught dead in Old Navy. The cheapest place you'd see the at is Dillards. Perhaps you are hanging out with low income gays....Just kidding
  14. regulator
    'The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory' But I prefer to use... 'When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car'
  15. regulator
    Or you could be like me and live an hour OUT of houston and have a daily commute totallying 2 hours each day. Although the good news is that Spaceland is halfway in the middle and on the way home! What part of town will you be working in?
  16. regulator
    In all seriousness...you ARE posting on the internet. So dont expect every single response to be on point. For me, I had issues flaring too low...and still do. I am afraid I will flair to high and stall my canopy, so I stab that fooker at the last few seconds and I dont get the full potential of my flair according to several other experienced jumpers. They informed me that the flair process should be as smooth as possible. So when you are doing the flair to finish it all the way and if you happen to start a bit high, then just let off a bit to get down to the appropriate altitude for flairing and continue that process all the way through. Personally I'm still working on it. No wind days have been kicking my ass. But keep at it. One of these days I will figure it out completely. Still got a ways to go.
  17. regulator
    I can feel your pain...I worked in telecom for 15 years and one day I lost my job...took me 3 years and a career change to IT to get back in workforce. I then was in IT and JUST BOUGHT MY RIG...got laid off. Was off work for around 8 months and then got the job I have now. Needless to say I don't take anything for granted and while I'm at work now...I worked my ass off this morning and closed out all my tickets to read on DZ.com. But I know where you're coming from. Just be happy you already acheived the important pieces...getting your license and rig. Now when you get your first check...I suggest you get just one jump...sure you shouldnt do it because you will be catching up on bills and such, but since it will be in the twenty dollar range...oh wait you will need to get a coach jump so you might need to double that, but it will be worth it. Keep your chin up. If I can pull though that crap I know you can do it too.
  18. regulator

    Dudeism

    regulator replied to Squeak's topic in The Bonfire

    I'd be totally willing to find out. I think new zealand is one of the most beautiful spots in the world and I plan on being there one day very soon. Perhaps we can take some shots and I can hear your stories about how you used to ride kangaroos (yeah I know thats australia but I'm sure theres some there too...its not that far from australia) while drinking whiskey.
  19. regulator
    A World WHAT?...ahhh Astros it is. Man I hope the NFLPA and the Owners get a new CBA Damn I can't wait until football season starts up...but alas that would mean the influx of colder weather and less skydiving so instead I'll be ready to start jumping again...I plan on taking off early next friday for just that!
  20. regulator
    What a jabroni! Although its unrelated, I prefer GhostIP. But that was back when I was downloading massive amounts of bit torrents...I've got pretty much all i want and have no more need to be mischevious....well for the most part.
  21. regulator
    'I want to swoop' 'Swooping is cool' That video was awesome
  22. regulator

    Dudeism

    regulator replied to Squeak's topic in The Bonfire

    Mwa hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhaahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahhahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahaahahhaah snort cough hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhaahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahhaahhaahhaahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhaahahahahah ahahahahahahahhaah. I don't live a lie and I am not scared to speak my mind. How does that equate to angry and sad?, I am laughing at the stupidity of this dudiest thing, I am having fun, and I am happy. --------------------------------------------------------- wholly crap who pissed in your cheerios? They have anger management classes in new zealand too
  23. regulator
    I can delete reg keys all day long...but thats only when its required. The regedit applet is not a place I inform users to navigate to in any instances unless I know them personally. Too many n00bs have not followed my instructions to the tee and I've ended up having to do more work in the long run. And yes Jim in computers your a n00b. HA. You can kick my ass in skydiving all day long...perhaps we can work out a trade in the future. I'll fix your complex computer issues and you can give me a skydiving brain dump. I'm totally down for that.
  24. regulator
    I hope you didnt remove any pertinant registry keys before you found the malwarebytes fix. Personally I've been working in IT for over 18 years and I dont go into the registry unless its absolutely necessary. That is not a place to go to and start deleting keys. Just remember a good way to have a good backup is to keep malwarebytes on a cheap 1 GB flash drive and a copy of antivirus as well. Dont use it until situations like this. Glad you found M-BAM. It works well. I use it weekly.
  25. regulator
    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. ----------------------------------------------------------- You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...Thump :) I love that movie