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If I was his admin, I would set up a URL redirector, so no matter where he tried to go, it would send him to a BBW site. ykiokbinmk Don't worry, Remi; I'm sure there will some latex on a few of those sites. If I were your admin I'd point your desktop wallpaper to the following URL http://www.spinmeat.com and no that url has nothing to do with me personally...another IT friend did it to me and I quickly learned how to remove it after the hot chick in the office was behind me when I logged in once. After that it's 120% Windows-L for me when I go to the bathroom.

And as an Ex-Military IT person we have another name for PEBKAC....It's called JAFO. Just Another Fucking Operator

Hey Shah, I am the IT guy and I most definately DONT smell like curry. However the fucking idiots...I mean Board of Directors for the company I work for decided it would be just peachy to shitcan all the IT people and sousource to India. I personally cant wait to hear about how Rajnesh from Delhi is going to help Billy Bob from BFE in Lousiana. I'm sorry but two shitty accents dont work together. And you can try and use me for skeet...but your shotgun had BEST be WAY bigger than mine.

I'm so pissed that I cut the line before I took a picture of it. It was definately a crazy beast. It was round all the way down its body, and my wifes bait was on the bottom so it was not swimming on top. It was a beige color and you could see its fangs. Ive seen eels before and this one had a round body and didnt flatten out like an eel. If I could kick myself in the ass for not taking a pic of it I totally would...but this upcoming weekend I plan on trying to catch it again...or better...a tagged redfish from the CCA Star Tournament!

That's a good dinner dude. WTF? I'm not a hunter. Besides, one that size is best left to the state wildlife management dept to deal with. There were houses standing right next to the pond. I did mention the gator to an officer in town the next day though and showed him the video. He didn't act the least bit surprised. I've always known there were gators in the ponds up and down the AL peninsula. I've been seeing them for the last 30+ years, but never that big. Umm If you come to south texas I can show you that this is a smaller gator than the ones around here. I grew up around these guys so it doesnt bother me that much...just keep your extremities clear and you should be good. But this past weekend my wife and myself was at matagorda and we pulled in a crazy sea snake while pulling in her line at the end of the day. It was a beige color and it was all wrapped on her line around her shrimp. I have never seen anything like it before and I KNOW IT WAS NOT an eel. I'm pissed at myself for letting my hysterical wife talk me into cutting the line before I took some pictures of it. But it was the weirdest thing Ive ever seen fishing in saltwater.

What about the woman who drown in a public pool and went unnoticed for TWO DAYS...while people were swimming in the pool no less.... http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/local/woman-dies-in-public-pool-in-fall-river-25-apx-20110629

I think Moto GP and Formula Boat racing are some pretty damn good substitutes for adrenaline rushes... Check it... http://www.break.com/index/biker-touches-head-on-asphalt-during-turn-2075531

What kind of fanatics are you hanging out with? Ho better be havin my money, yo! Bitch betta have my honey! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jDnu_FOjXQ

I know this may sound un-american but I don't like massive thick steaks...I prefer the medium to thin - pepper steaks more than a slab of meat 5 inches thick. I do like cooking beer can chicken...brautwurst, ribs and sometimes seafood like scallops and crab as well. Just depends on whats closest to the grill when the fire gets started.

I live 10 minutes from the gulf of mexico. So deepwater offshore fishing. I just bought a boat so I plan on doing that anyways.

This is rather ironic...a few weeks ago my dog got sick and died. My wife and myself went and got a puppy from around the austin area. I wanted to call him mason but the breeder called him Louie and my wife decided to stick with the name. So she sings this song every time she calls his name now.

My wife has a daughter that just had a baby. Since I dont have any kids myself, I said that the first person that calls me grandpa gets kicked in their nether region. So when and if the kid can say my name I will be referred to as Papi Chulo That is all

Mike Myers (Dr. Evil)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxKkbs1y1Oc

West Virginia police have arrested a 19-year-old South Charleston, W.Va., man accused of kidnapping, sexually assaulting and slaying a young pygmy goat while wearing nothing but women's undergarments. "This case is extremely bizarre," Lt. Sean Crosier, of the Kanawha County Sheriff's Office, told AOL Weird News. "It is unlawful to mistreat an animal in a cruel manner, and I certainly think it is very cruel for a human to have sexual relations of any kind with an animal." According to police, this is how the story unfolded: Lisa Powers told investigators that at around 3:15 a.m. Monday, a neighbor called her nephew and said that Bailey -- a female goat she had recently purchased for her 4-year-old grandson -- had been spotted inside her neighbor Mark Thompson's house. "They told him that my goat was wandering around in Mark's house," Powers told The Charleston Gazette. Powers' nephew and two friends then went to Thompson's house. When they were unable to locate the goat inside the home, they knocked on his bedroom door. "He told them, 'Don't come in, I'm naked,'" Powers told the Gazette. "But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down ... and there was blood everywhere." Thompson allegedly ran out of the house and into a nearby wooded area. When police arrived on the scene, they were startled by the bloody crime scene they found, Crosier said. According to the criminal complaint, Bailey was lying dead in a pool of blood on the floor. The small animal, clad in only a pink collar, had blood oozing from a wound to her neck. A pornographic magazine photo lay nearby. According to Crosier, Thompson allegedly "performed some sexual acts on the goat and also killed the goat." While authorities investigated the crime scene, Thompson, who was "half naked, wearing female panties and a bra," came out of the woods and turned himself into police, Crosier added. Thompson allegedly told police he was high on a dangerous new recreational drug intentionally mislabeled as "bath salts," which reportedly has effects similar to methamphetamine and cocaine. "The argument of bath salts is just an excuse," Crosier said. "There had to be an underlying desire there somewhere, and maybe the bath salts decreased the inhibitions enough to make it happen, but the bath salts is a cop out." Thompson has been charged with one count of animal cruelty. Additional charges may be forthcoming, pending the results of a necropsy that is being conducted by a local veterinarian. In the meantime, Crosier said he would like it to be clear that the crime of bestiality occurs everywhere and not just in his state. "Many people might think that it is common to West Virginia," the lieutenant said, "[But] it is common to every state in the Union." http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/05/03/man-sexually-assaults-pygmy-goat_n_856985.html#s273457&title=Criminal_Masterminds_Gallery

This past week I had taken off work to build a stream and pond in my backyard. I had been telling my dog, parker about it for a while. He loved swimming. I had made arrangements to take PTO to build the pond this past week. The past few weeks Parker had become a very sick boy. His gums were almost all white and he was having a very difficult time breathing. (very anemic) On friday, two days before I finished the pond, his little body couldnt take the stress and he passed away. I havent felt that sad in a very long time. He was too young and had a very loving family that cared alot for him. I havent felt this hollow in a long time. I will always miss you parker. You were always a very good boy. He had been diagnosed with: http://www.cloudnet.com/~jdickson/

Man this sucks...I did my first AFF jump at Perris and my friend personally knew Pat and his wife, Blue. We ate dinner together with their daughter...which was very young at the time. I think he was sitting at around 15,000 jumps at the time and I heard a story about when his daughter was first born that he announced he was going to stop skydiving. My prayers go out to blue and his daughter. Blue Skies to all at Perris. Paul My friend Dean knew Pat and was his AFF instructor (I think) and he lived in the dallas area for several years before moving back to Perris...perhaps he got into the cowboys during this time period.

I was alsost expecting the chair to be some sort of massive throne that would accomidate two years worth of shit (literally) when they showed that small fabric recliner one would have to wonder ...where did it all go? And no I really dont want an answer.

This just in...he died http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/31/obese-ohio-man-dies-fused-chair-2-years/?test=latestnews

From uspa.org Aerodyne Research, Altico, Mirage Systems, Parachutes Australia, Rigging Innovations, Strong Enterprises, Sun Path Products and United Parachute Technologies have recently released service bulletins that withdraw approval of the installation of an Aviacom Argus automatic activation device (AAD) in their containers. Each bulletin states a concern over a possible issue with the cutter not completely severing the reserve closing loop during activation of the AAD. The bulletins are in response to three different cases of an alleged failure of the cutter to completely sever the reserve closing loop. Argus owners must check with their container manufacturer before the next jump to determine if the container is legal to jump with the AAD installed. Aviacom posted the following statement earlier this week: http://www.argus-aad.com/. Since the statement was released, they received the unit and are investigating further. USPA will continue to follow the issue and provide additional information as it becomes available. Aerodyne Research Altico Mirage Systems Parachutes Australia Rigging Innovations Strong Enterprises Sun Path Products United Parachute Technologies

Gardenias, flowering pear, oleanders, myers lemon tree, lime tree, several palms, and several to which I cant remember anymore. I'm about to go and buy mulch for this years season.

There are simply too many ways for humans to die to just limit one medium and say that 'this was the sole reason these people were murdered'. I'm not a gun nut by any stretch of the imagination, but it was clearly crazy people who pulled the trigger of these guns and not the guns that went off by themselves and started assasinating everyone. So I was thinking about some more stringent laws that would prevent nutjobs from getting a gun legally...Like say make a requirement that the person has had stable employment for several years in a row....no that wont work...look at Dennis Radar...the BTK killer...he had a college degree, had been working for the Coleman company for several years WHILE he was killing people...so if having stable employment AND a college degree didnt prevent these psychos from murdering people then what extra laws or restrictions could we as a nation implement to limit the crazies from killing others? Probably not a lot...because if they couldnt use guns, they'd grab the next thing that would do the trick. Guns arent the problem or the solution. They're just the medium.

I work for a global company in their IT department. AT&T is our service provider. We just had our MPLS link go down and currently there are 35 offices down....from benecia, california to ontario, canada. And the list it growing. Yes AT&T sucks...but I worked in telecom for 12 years before switching careers in IT...most of them are pretty equivalent. It happens. I dont know many that offer the capacity AT&T offers without having drops in bandwidth and outages.

I think it should be an option for all the protestors to come clean up their own mess since they were the ones that created it in the first place.

Bro seriously....just man up and start prostituting yourself on the corner. Sure you could keep your dignity and wait for the cougars...but if you want to make some real money...you'll have to ass up your ass to old men. Git er done! Dignity is overrated! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgnS9bmP_qw [note: this is absolutely, positively not endorsed by me. This is why I was a nerd in school and went to college]