Misternatural
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>yes, I'm molesting the fish. Bwahhahaa!
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I might get a slap and a "WTF are you doing?"... but thats show business. "sex is like Chinese dinner, it's not over until you both get your cookies" Alec Baldwin. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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Cool, it's not so freaky then, what's he call it? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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Here's something you can try on your partner. I'm sure this has another name but I can only describe it as a razzberry. Press your lips together, stick your tongue out a little and blow air while performing oral on the clit only. Your partner will either laugh herself silly or light up like a pinball machine. I discovered this while joking around one day, I can't guarantee it will work- but it will make you chuckle. disclaimer: blowing air into a vagina may be dangerous. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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HAH! I'm done for the day and goin' fishin' party on Garth, party on Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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I feel better now- writing a report for a job I did yesterday, foooking deadlines! anyway, the real estate market sucks right now- so it was take this job, or put more zero's in the ledger. besides, none of my lazy ass competitors wanted to work. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>My reference was to ignore the joke. Testosterone poisoning is no joke, it gives us men an uncontrollable urge to say idiotic things to cute women, who then have power over us. Must....resist....saying .......foolish..........things. it's no use...you're right, just look away. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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I've got a white powder story for ya; I was hiking in the national forest and I got up to this remote nice open area with a stream and a field and noticed a heart shaped ring of white powder on the ground, so I was curious, I got up close to it, did the sniff test- nothing, picked some up and rubbed it between my fingers, it was fine but gritty, then I saw the flowers nearby and realized that it was SOMEONES ASHES. I apologized for the intrusion and got the hell out of there! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>It's a guy joke about the hood piercing. Ignore them. yes!... please don't look at us! - we're just victims of testosterone poisoning. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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What's the weather like where you are right now?
Misternatural replied to Squeak's topic in The Bonfire
Scattered night time with a chance of day. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 -
>Wash the sand out of your vagina. Holy shit this is a funny thread anyway, speaking of sandy vaginas; An ex GF came home with a crooked smile on her face after an afternoon of shopping with her girlfriends and said: Guess what I got today? I said "what, a plastic Buddah with the inscription -you need not want material things?" she said no, me and Cynthia I got our hoods pierced! I said wow great, so some strange tattooed guy with a braided fumanchu got to play with both of your goodies, stuck a needle through them and you both paid him for the privilage... where can I get a job like that? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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I call 'em f#%&in flip flops. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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Critters like skunks and woodchucks, the woodchucks went down my row of peas like a lawnmower on nitrous, But I finally put a short three strand polywire electric fence around it(designed for livestock) touched it by accident and YOWZAH! that thing really straightens your short hairs!...no more critters so far. cabbages beans tomatoes potatoes lettuce peppers spinach all safe. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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extended birthday wishes, and thanks for putting up with some of our keyboard side manner doc.
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What do you do when your hurt and can't jump
Misternatural replied to mirage62's topic in The Bonfire
>just begin with small cash and learn how it works...after a few years, then push in some real money. Zacly bro. start small. it is a fun pastime if you've got cash on hand. Whats your strategy? lately I like to play the dow and not individual stocks unless I get a hunch..right now I like alternative energy stocks. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 -
...yes an interesting conundrum, It seems that the regulatory problem is much more far reaching and universal as well. My theory is that the more people that are packed in a certain space, the more rules are needed to maintain a reasonable homeostasis. This applies to many facets of human life. I say exercise as many freedoms as you can now as they will surely slowly erode as human population increases. Today I killed a woodchuck in my garden with a carefully placed shot in the ear canal with a .22 mag...lights out- and now I have a tasty meal- for some of us a gun is the proper tool for a specific job, too bad that I may at some time have to bludgeon an animal with shovel instead because of a few misguided souls in the Govt. restricting gun purchase is one thing,but if we are not careful a knock on your door ordering you to hand them over is not far off. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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What do you do when your hurt and can't jump
Misternatural replied to mirage62's topic in The Bonfire
AFFFLACK! sorry Anyway, The stock market is a tricky, unpredictable motherfucker and it takes years to learn the skills necessary to make gobs of cheddah. Likely you will make 10% and enjoy the game. Don't go there with gobs of your hard earned cash unless you don't mind loosing it at least temporarily- seeing red numbers on the screen really sucks and theres nothing you can do about it unless you sell at a loss or hold out on some hope for a turn around. Sometimes if you wait too long the company goes bankrupt. other times your hunchers pay off. it's not totally easy, but it will keep you on the edge of your chair. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 -
The magazine rack has Modern Moonshiner, with articles like "Shotgun weddings!-what to wear." Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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Heavy metal music in the office. Salad tongs. The place smells of Yeagermeister instead of rubbing alcohol. CSI business cards by the phone. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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a bottle of bar and chain lube on the counter black lights and hendrix posters in the waiting room really really really thick glasses Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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When on an internet date, beware of children that call you "uncle daddy" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415