Misternatural

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  1. Today I walked into a regional lumber yard and noticed a new and entire line of construction fasteners branded with the lumber yard company logo which were manufactured and packaged in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. Questions; What is the likelihood that these discount items are produced using the documented slave labor imported from impoverished islamic nations? Are a portion of the proceeds from products made in Dubai and widely sold in the U.S. being used to fund "Terrorism"? or, is this just an example of good globalization and free trade? -and yes, I'm going to do a little more research, and get some feedback on this before I cancel my account with this lumber yard and call the media. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  2. Room mate?? are you f#$@in nuts? They do nothing but drink your beer, plunder your pizza, and hit on yer girl. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  3. >Like THAT'S never been done before... I miss out on all the good boogies. how about a Restless Leg Syndrome tightrope walk, without a rig. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  4. >I nominate Buckwheat as the poster child for people who piss on electric fences.
  5. Seriously though , This guy was trying to be funny. There should be a provision that if you make law enforcement or judges laugh - they release you. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  6. I nominate Buckwheat as the poster child for people who piss on electric fences. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  7. just ask Rodney King about that. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  8. Pwahahaha thats why I hear separate bedrooms are the new trend. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  9. piss on an electric fence. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  10. For God sakes don't treat it! it's a great excuse to kick people while in bed... when they snore, or just cuz they bugged you that day "OH, sorry I have RLS". Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  11. definitely sensible shoes- when you're dancing with dolphins.
  12. ...wearing a straight jacket on your very own short bus. "Oh, and by the way, I'm being sarcastic" Homer Simpson Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  13. >With some exceptions, it's mostly people who apparently have no lives, sucking each other off in their own cliques, making pathetic attempts at being funny, making themselves laugh with their very lame inside jokes. 95%of it is fluff and garbage. I concur, look at them over there, cajoling with each other. Their saccharine flacid attempts at flirtation, the seamy obsequious innuedo of it, obscurant! Pretending to enjoy life, All of it a lie! A life without guns and politically charged religeous discourse...thats no life for a skydiver! If we sneak over there during the day when they're sleeping off their fake drunken orgies we can slit their throats. The "war on terror" will continue for at least the next twenty years...get over it. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  14. Good, then I don't feel so bad about borrowing R. Crumb's moniker. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  15. > is your computer filthy!? what he said, there's too much adult footage on the hard drive. either that or the mouse is sensitive to vibrations. son of a crap, look at the time! I can't be over here helping all you people with your dirty little problems today, I have work to do! PEOICE! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  16. The summer is good, but I can tell they really put the wheat to it - cuz it makes me wheeze like an old accordion. Boston is a regular purchase, it has mass appeal around here. but good homebrew is nectar of the gods. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  17. Squirrel? You know Shari? better watch it, she's around here mixin up some wild squirrel sex. Anyway NOICE going on the diploma thang girl! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  18. Do Kurt Vonnegut's heirs know that you're using his copyrighted symbol of an asshole for fun and maybe profit? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415