Misternatural

Shit, and I thought Google was tuned in- >>"The vehicle must have a top speed of 70 mph, be able to tow a medium size boat and comfortably carry four adults. Most importantly it must cost less than $25,000 to manufacture." Theres got to be more to it than that- thats easy... any SUV turbo diesel on the road NOW running on B 100 biodiesel. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

If Law doesn't mind, I could field this one as i deal with this stuff almost daily... Many attorneys deal with a number of legal specialties in addition to real estate, they list their areas of expertise in the yellow pages so it's pretty easy to identify the real estate lawyers. In my experience a good attorney not only can decipher the legal paper work for you but will also explain any pitfalls you may encounter as you are presented with contracts, AND help with a civilized negotiation process when deficiencies are found by your home inspector. Normally after the inspection the inspector will present you with a shopping list of defects and recommendations as to how they may be dealt with, HOWEVER, i always recommend that a client get two or three estimates for repairs from area contractors on paper. Even if the seller says that the house is to be sold "as is" there is always room for negotiation, BUT you have to pick your battles and be tactful about your approach or the seller may get frustrated and tell you to F@^% off. If the realtor rolls their eyes when you want to whittle the price down due to repairs, thats normal- they work hard to forge these deals and they live on commissions, ignore that behavior and stick to your guns. it could save you thousands of dollars! Buying a house is the biggest poker game of your life, if you play it smart you won't have buyers remorse after you move in, but a little extra cash in your stash. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Kewl, This is a subject I am familiar with... My credentials; Home construction and inspection business for over 26 years, writing a book on the subject of home inspection. >>"I would buy the house with my boyfriend. He is in the construction industry, so could handle a lot of repairs and work around the house, maybe even improve the value a bit." Thats a big plus. definitely get a home inspection in addition to his expertise- and read the fine print of the inspection agreement. I could go on for 50 pages about nightmares and dream houses, but feel free to PM me with any inspection questions. and just remember- EVERYTHING is negotiable until you sign on the line. "Oh it's definitely a sellers market" *next phone call* "It's a buyers market Baby!"- TV realtor Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Gasoline -2.73 per gal, Vermont Biodiesel- 70 cents per gal, homemade. Ass trumpet gas- free with beans and rice with a broccoli side. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

"It's the least I can do" meaning if I could do less for you, believe me I would. "show yer tits" wait a minute, I use that one. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Manager: "WOAH! Hold on now!!! I said rock paper scissors! NOT bat, glove, brain!" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

4" peaches such a size queen I've been shaking the tree i have, it has a bird net around it so that catches them nicely, otherwise I'd have to take it down every time I want a fresh juicy one. Pesky birds, How do you keep them away? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Knights of Columbus! I'm thinking this is the solution for solar and wind power storage for residential use. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

cc. Kbordson Acme Krip Vsky Shari For most guys I think it's all about the adrenelin rush just to get out there, spark up a few senences, try to say something clever or witty,have you respond,(in a good way) and get the hell out of there without knocking everything over or blabbering some stupid crap. Its like you're in the spotlight in a mini variety show, and stuff. unless you're near items like melons or cucumbers, -cuz thats just looking for trouble. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

This is very useful data, since I obviously can't figure women out anyway I'm surprised there are few or no Mace and Taser kind of gals out there - that's a freekin relief! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Well I'm no geek but I can tell you that I have two Mac's and they are quite reliable. One I have had for over 15 years and the thing is STILL a workhorse for my business. They are damn near bullet proof- I say this because I have never had one crash, sure the programs sometimes do but thats minor compared to some of the nightmares I 've heard about other computers. No virus problems, good speed,nice graphics, easily upgradable, and they are very user friendly. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

I'm sure we've been over this before, but we need to be reminded. Thanks

Coach, A pilot I know told me that they get 3 g's constant during launch, 3 G's straight up, ain't that somethin' Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>you massaged your legl for 3 hours? I think that would lead to wanking it No, just for five min each...or get your partner to do it.

If you're set on wood, call local lumber mills that mill hardwoods, they can hook you up with dried flooring sometimes at wholesale. noice! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Check out Home Depot, I found 12x12 MARBLE tiles on sale for 49 cents a square foot!!! bought a half pallet for a sunroom. what a freekin bargain! happy hunting, let us know how it turned out. POIECE! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>and bigger crocodiles" speaking of which- careful with that thang, it's got teeth! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415