gonzalesna

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  1. Pussy. Don't make me go WaltAppel on you. What ya gonna do? Put a turd in my tub? Worse. My bowels have been gurgling the last 30 minutes. That sucks, but I bet ya wouldn't make the 40 hours in travel time before ya lost it. Probably not, but there's always Fitzgerald. Don't get too cocky... By Fitzgerald, I'll have eaten enough airline food to fire a counterattack large enough to wipe out the entire town. I dare ya to be on the same load as me. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. Will do, although I doubt you'll miss me... I'll be wearing THIS Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. You are not a stupid jarhead. You are stupid and you are a jarhead-the two aren't related. I may not make the roaming DZ bash-but I'll send a jar of my "special" down to you if you're man enough Always so technical.... not gonna make the bash??? WTF? Ya can't make a few hundred miles? I'm goin' about 9000 miles to get there. According to google, I've got about 6000 miles of ocean to kayak across! What do you have goin' on? Is Waffle House having an all you can eat buffet day? As far as your question goes, it's self explanitory. I'm a stupid jarhead! Of course I want me some of that shine! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. likes bolas' thongs. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. Pussy. Don't make me go WaltAppel on you. What ya gonna do? Put a turd in my tub? Worse. My bowels have been gurgling the last 30 minutes. That sucks, but I bet ya wouldn't make the 40 hours in travel time before ya lost it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. Thinks a costume means mask only.... doesn't realize the mask was only used to hold my cigarettes and lighter. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. Pussy. Don't make me go WaltAppel on you. What ya gonna do? Put a turd in my tub? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. won't have a camera when needed. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. ...Then, TEN YEARS LATER... sheesh, you're old. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. So, now people are so politically correct and sensitive that I can't even think sexist, racist, etc. thoughts regardless of whether I verbalize or act upon said thoughts? Forgive me if I misunderstood your comment, but that's as I take it. I'm a stubborn ass that hates being politically correct. I think we should all be able to make fun of everyone equally. (for example, you call me a stupid jarhead, and I say "thanks. I always like hearing a good joke from the special kids.) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. Pussy. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. Porpoisehead and I should be pullin' in wednesday night or thursday morning. Thanks for the early notice on the booze limitations for Sundays. I'll have to stock up prior to. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. You should really listen some of the more mature guys here. RESPECT is a good thing. Not only towards your friends but to everybody in general. The way you portray women in your sexist little rant, no wonder that "mostly they just go". I don't see anything sexist in the remark, but other than that, well said. Definately not polite, but not sexist. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. No... no one cares. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. It was saki wasn't it? Not sure... I think that night was just beer, but I've been havin' saki fairly often. Good stuff. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. Who uses lotion these days? So you DO think its Hands fault. You are the scum of the planet - How many chemicals did you use so that there would be no inhibitions and even some enthusiasm . . . None... hand even said your left had wanted to join in, but I politely declined, as I didn't want to defile your best friend. I don't think I am in Japan. Nope, I KNOW . . . I am not in japan . . . maybe it is another turtle you are planing hands with? Doubtful... I mean, whould YOU tolerate another individual assuming you ailias? Is that Japaneese? iie. (that's japanese for no) That would be a beer-enduced typo. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Ummm -- no, I don't think Twardo could go that far But maybe the move to California won't be as high a priority now??? Wendy W. Like you said a long time back Wendy...who know which way the story will go. And heck yes, the left coast STILL beckons...just may end up coming back a lot more often that anticipated before. All the more reason for me to NOT be there. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. Who uses lotion these days? So you DO think its Hands fault. You are the scum of the planet - How many chemicals did you use so that there would be no inhibitions and even some enthusiasm . . . None... hand even said your left had wanted to join in, but I politely declined, as I didn't want to defile your best friend. I don't think I am in Japan. Nope, I KNOW . . . I am not in japan . . . maybe it is another turtle you are planing hands with? Doubtful... I mean, whould YOU tolerate another individual assuming you ailias? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. Tell me about it! I spoiled myself in preparation... Got a new camera helmet, new camera, and a new canopy!!! I can't wait to try it out!
  20. Well, don't worry about the rig, just get YOU out there... I see NOTHING wrong with the window licker helmet... I've still got every helmet I've ever jumped with, as well as one waiting at my grandparents' place to be christened. I'm sure that, even if it doesn't arrive, you'll find a rig to jump.
  21. I'll be there, unless "The Man" shuts me down, but as of now, I see no reason as to why I won't be. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. Tell me about it! I spoiled myself in preparation... Got a new camera helmet, new camera, and a new canopy!!! I can't wait to try it out!
  23. All the time or just when the fleet comes in? How could Gia be hooking down at the docks? They don't even make a mini skirt and fishnets that wold fit her tiny little legs. Yes they do... It's called floss. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. Who uses lotion these days? So you DO think its Hands fault. You are the scum of the planet - How many chemicals did you use so that there would be no inhibitions and even some enthusiasm . . . None... hand even said your left had wanted to join in, but I politely declined, as I didn't want to defile your best friend. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. Weird man... Good thoughts, but the author had the spare time to think up and write about these thoughts... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.